Murder scene & small town mentality.
I arrived at work one morning to be greeted by the news that a terrible murder had occured in the town.
The details of each story I heard were of varying degrees of severity, the whole town was buzzing with the news. Phone calls and texts were exchanged, gossip was rife, this was exciting stuff.

But I knew the truth.

The previous night (after kicking out time) it was blowing a hooly and a pub in the town was losing slates off the roof at an incredible rate.
The police turned up and cordoned off the pavement with their tape in case anyone copped a slate on the bonce.
Now, people going to work in the morning had to go past the scene. They see the tape, "Ooh, what's going on here?". They recognise the pub as not being one of the nicest places to frequent.

And then?

They see the chalk outlines of a man and a dog and a knife lying within the bounds of the police tape.
They conclude in their tiny minds that a man and his dog were stabbed to death.

A classic whodunnit.


Amazing the amount of fun one can have with a piece of chalk.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 10:33, 6 replies)

Superb!
Should have made the outline of a man buggering his dog though...

*click*
( snee held his breath since, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 10:37, closed)

Hahahahahaha
HAAAAhahahahahahahahahaha

Oh hoo hoo hoo!

Oh boy!

That's great!

/comes from a small town blog
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 11:27, closed)

hahah
*Takes note for future Police tapery!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 13:08, closed)

Nicely done
Although do people actually still do chalk outlines?
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 16:31, closed)

nicely done
shame you didn't turn up later in a dear stalker smoking a pipe...
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 19:21, closed)

the...
dog makes this! Have a click, Sir! :D
(bottle_cap, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 20:49, closed)