Cats Protection
One of the more shameful incidents from my past.

A few years ago I worked in a pub not far from where I lived in North London. On my route to work there was a Cat’s Protection center, a organisation which I would presume exists for the protection of cats.

One particular night, after having had a few too many after-work beverages, I was staggering towards my house when I spied a dead cat lying in the middle of the road. Poor thing, must’ve been struck by a car. It was at that point I suddenly realised I was standing no further than 20 yards away from the aforementioned Cats Protection building. A Light went on in my pissed-up head.

For some reason, my booze-addled brain thought it would be hilarious to pick up said dead cat, walk over to the building and anonymously drape it across the windscreen of the ‘Cats Protection’ emblazoned company car parked outside.

I can only imagine the look of disgust from any passers-by the following morning, or indeed from the staff turning up for the Saturday shift.


I know, I'm a terrible cunt.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 11:47, 9 replies)

Lovely
I have a similar story that I might post up.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 11:55, closed)

nearly choked on a crisp reading that :D

( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 12:58, closed)

That's nasty
but funny! I hope people aren't too offended!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 13:05, closed)

Hahahaha!
'Draping' a dead cat! Such elegance!
( SigmaX0 Dear Die Hard. You rock!, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 13:07, closed)

If one is to carry out acts of this nature
One should do at least do so with grace.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:10, closed)

Hmmm
I'm trying really hard to find this funny...not sure yet.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 16:27, closed)

Give in to the dark side

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 17:12, closed)

agreed
it's not like he killed the cat...

:)
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 19:17, closed)

OK I guess I would laugh if I saw it
but if I was there when you did it I would have discouraged you.


Poor Kitty.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 12:53, closed)