Your Country Needs You
Back during my college days and a couple of years before I got online with the magic of dial-up Internet, I used to buy a few lad mags a month; Loaded, FHM, Maxim, etc.
Each month without fail there would be adverts for joining the Army or the Navy where you could post off your name and address and they would send you an info pack.

One of Bad_Doggs better friends was (and still is to a degree) a 'fuller figured' gent and lazy as fuck. His number one catchphrase was "I can't be bothered".
So, for a bit of a giraffe I took it upon myself to fill in these coupons with my mates details... about six months in a row!
Several times he complained to me that "the fucking Army keep posting me shit". Got to the point that the Army telephoned him a few times trying to arrange a meeting as he'd "shown so much interest"

He never did join and never found out it was me, and I had six months of laughing maniacally to myself
(Bad_Dogg, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 12:20, 5 replies)

You utter wag you.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:25, closed)

*pursed-lip tittering*

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:27, closed)

this is the greatest non-story ever
like the time I lost my keys.... and then I found them
(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:33, closed)

You ought to be locked up for such an outrageous prank.
I'm surprised nobody was seriously injured.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 13:46, closed)

...
Think the triviality of the prank was half of what I found so amusing, that and the fact that it pissed him off a lot more than I expected it to.
(Bad_Dogg, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 16:40, closed)