My wife reminded me about a habit of mine I perform anonymously
When driving along or going somewhere and I happen to pass a funeral I just can't help winding the window down and yelling at the top of my voice,


LOOK ALIVE YOU BASTARDS
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:31, 18 replies)

Really?
How has nobody chased you down and kicked the living shit out of you?
(Obi wanker nobi Its not a bug, its an unexpected feature, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:57, closed)

So far so good

(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:25, closed)

Jesus I wish you'd done this at my nan's
I would have avenged every poor fucker's family you've done that to.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:16, closed)

Bold words
but, I move quick
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:26, closed)

You have a wife?

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 13:30, closed)

and 2 kids
and it seems cuntiness is genetic not learned
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 1:25, closed)

Gosh, you're a twat!
I hope that one day you get caught and bummed until you bleed, then they fuck up your wife until she bleeds as she is obviously a silly fuckin mare for not stopping such idiotic antics.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:11, closed)

Nothing like a bit of B3TA vengeance
I will keep an eye out for lurkers in Honda Accords
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 1:10, closed)

WHY?

You might as well shout “Oi…look at me, I’m a hopeless loser and bit of a cunt”

.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:27, closed)

Just doesn't get the same reaction

(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 1:11, closed)

The words Rise and Bait spring to mind....

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 14:34, closed)

what he says ^

(scotsbloke, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:56, closed)

Dam
Busted
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 1:11, closed)

Nobody catches what you say though
and they're too preoccupied to care.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 16:43, closed)

I see another entry
on whatisname's fail-post thingy
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 17:26, closed)

Guilty as charged
these days it's more about taunting the badger
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 1:12, closed)

I think it's funny
And would probably laugh at one of my own family's funeral if this happened. I'm pretty sure I would, I might even try it next time one of the fuckers bites it.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 19:06, closed)

Thats the spirit
The best parties have been too always started out as a wake. My Grand Dads went for 2 days and the Vicar got blind drunk drinking with my Uncle and passed out after vomiting in a pot plant (my Uncle Kev is a cunt too but, he prefers to take it out on the clergy)
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 2:55, closed)