Ignorance must be bliss
A friend of Mrs SLVA asked us if we wanted to go to pub to see a band.
"Yeah sure" we replied, "who are they?"
"They're called 'TBA'. I've seen their name a few times on the board outside the pub, but I've never been to see them yet"

I almost chewed my tongue off trying not to say something, especially when my missus gave me the 'don't say a fucking word' look.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 15:28, 11 replies)

similarly thick
I spent a good 15 minutes trying to look up a film called "This Summer" that I has seen put up on my local cinema...
(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 15:38, closed)

There was actually a band from around here
who called themselves TBA...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 15:38, closed)

Me missus asked me to spell some slightly complicated word the other day
I think it was something daft like query (she's not the sharpest scimitar in the arab infidel is our missus).

So rather boredly, I said "C....O....C...K"
"There's no C in it, cmon, how'd you spell it?"
"C....O....C.."
"Cmon Jeccy, seriously now."

I kept this up for a good 5 minutes before she twigged :D
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 15:46, closed)

I am going to do this

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 15:57, closed)

Yeah
I've always thought Special Guests would be a good name for a band for this reason.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 15:55, closed)

Were they supported by
Plus Support?
(salvadorevincent, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 15:56, closed)

DJ Set
Ooh! He's good, him!
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 15:58, closed)

Ha ha
Reminds me of the time I went skiing in Germany - we'd been driving down the autobahn for ages when somebody thought alound "Ausfahrt? Where's that on the map?"
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 16:21, closed)

Ausfahrt - Germany's biggest towm!
Instead of Rome, in that Germany, all roads lead to Ausfahrt.

Sorry, just reminiscing - the exact same thing happened with me and a few mates during the summer!
(sunray18, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:20, closed)

Reminds me of the story
Of the chap who went to his local off license one evening, and enquired as to whether they had the fantastic wine he had while at a restaurant recently.


"Vin De Table, it's called"
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 17:06, closed)

My brother once asked whether anyone had an 'affix stamp' as he wanted to send a letter..
(elless, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 0:21, closed)