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How low have you sunk to earn a few quid? Have you ever been paid a tenner by a stranger in the street to crap in a jar? Me neither. Tell us about the depraved or humiliating lengths you've gone to in order to raise cash.

(, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:35)
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see, this is why you are the chump who is always stuck by himself at the christmas party
it was a tiny little point that was mildly interesting, and now you've gone and ruined it by trying to expand it and show off.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 18:33, 1 reply)
I dunno ... a less convoluted interpretation of this might be that you said something wrong and somebody else corrected you
I don't want to quash your naive enthusiasm, but that wouldn't be the first time this has happened on the internet.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 19:19, closed)
A more interesting fact would be...
No bank notes are legal tender in Scotland, including Scottish bank notes. No Scottish Bank notes are legal tender in England and Wales either but people accept them because as dozer pointed out they can accept payment in any form they see fit.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 21:08, closed)
...but 'legal tender' has no real application in real life
In everyday transactions, 'legal tender' is meaningless. Hence why you can use debit & credit cards.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 21:34, closed)
I know. I was agreeing with you.

(, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 22:27, closed)
Fair enough then.

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 7:46, closed)
Hahahaha
You agreed with dozer. Your self respect just turned up here in a taxi, looking for a new home
(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 7:46, closed)
When he's right he's right

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 13:05, closed)
well, no he isn't
people can choose what they want to accept, but they can't force someone else to accept it. it has to be mutual.

it's too boring to go into, unless you work in compliance and it's exciting compared to your actual job.
(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 13:26, closed)
I don't think there's a prize for the dullest thread of the year, soz

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 13:53, closed)
you and badger could fight it out to be the judge

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 15:04, closed)
he's roughly the same size as my left arm

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 15:06, closed)
it'd be like a left handed wank

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:10, closed)
Sexy as fuck.

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:20, closed)
it'd be like watching an elderly chimp wanking with a tootsie roll

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:55, closed)
...which is the point.
'Legal tender' only has a very slim meaning and has zero bearing on what can be accepted as payment for goods or services.

So, while you are correct about small denominations not being legal tender for sums over afew pounds, it's entirely incorrect to say that it's a basis for refusal.

To reiterate, if legal tender meant the basis for acceptance of payment then you couldn't shop online. So your post was both boring and incorrect.

Welcome to Ringoland.
(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:12, closed)
you would never ever get a job in a proper role

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 16:55, closed)
I defend 150k complaint cases, acksherley

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 17:58, closed)
If 'swipe's wrong, someone needs to tell the Only Connect team.
They based a question in the final on exactly this info. And we all know Victoria speaks only truth... and filth.
(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 18:29, closed)
she is very wrong in thinking that legal tender status has any bearing on acceptability for payment in general transactions
Fo sho me nigga.
(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 18:37, closed)
but the post only refers to coins
it was meant to be a tiny bit of info about paying with coins. not a lecture on bartering with animals and oral sex. my god, you could suck the life out of an s-club party.

not that you'd ever be invited to a party. because, you know. shit and dull.
(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 18:49, closed)
...but legal tender status has no bearing on whether or not a vendor will accept coins
For a solicitor you have extremely poor deduction and reasoning skills.
(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 18:54, closed)
wow, plummie, I may have missed a trick or two
but wtf did swipe do to wind you up so much? You seem 'absurdly antagonised'*



*upset on the internet etc
(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 19:24, closed)
Blue balls

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:16, closed)
Ah, so you are qualified to judge legals as well as literature and academia?
No wonder you're the only person wherever you go that knows anything about anything, eh?
(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:15, closed)
you outlined the legal meaning of 'legal tender', yet you are still insisting it applies to situations outside of that definition.
You are, by your own admittance, wrong here.

Yet still you bash away.

It's a bit silly really.
(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 21:35, closed)
But I never intended to define it
You are taking a silly point on semantics. Because you are a deathly dull tedious gimp.

Go and sit on your moribund cat and put it out of its misery.
(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 22:00, closed)
hey, my cat is in great nick for 15

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 22:29, closed)
Stop fighting. It's upsetting.

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 22:55, closed)
Or these
www.leftovercurrency.com/banknotes/northern-ireland/northern-ireland-banknotes.php
(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 11:38, closed)
Pfffft
It's dozer. If you don't know what that means, well...
(, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 21:40, closed)
...it means that I know 'legal tender' is a term bandied around by bores and know-nothing wikipedia warriors trying to look all clever on the internet

(, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 21:43, closed)
You should wiki "friends"
Maybe it would help you make some
(, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 21:46, closed)
you should wiki 'gastric band'

(, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 21:47, closed)
I did
It had a picture of a bald Scottish twat in a shit sweatshirt
(, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 21:49, closed)
That was fucking stupid, even by your cetacean standards.

(, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 21:50, closed)
I know
What were you thinking when you bought it?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 21:52, closed)
when I bought your cretinous messageboard post?
Come on swipe, you can do better.

Then again, going by your carcrash love life you prolly can't.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 21:57, closed)
I know you struggle with basic concepts
So I shall spell it out for you you. What were you thinking when you bought a turd coloured sweatshirt with "shit" written unnecessarily across it?
(, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 22:00, closed)
it was a cool label.
Also, you're a drivel-brained pillock.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 22:02, closed)
this is by far the hottest flirting I've read for weeks

(, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 22:05, closed)
hey, I have a strict 'no fat chix' rule.

(, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 22:07, closed)
no doubt 'rachelswipe' will do a 'hilarious' strikethrough to indicate that it is in fact a strict 'no chix' rule

(, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 22:08, closed)

It would be as unnecessary as the shit on your sweatshirt
(, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 22:10, closed)
...and on your bedsheets after your pooplay session with PsychoChomp.
Combining scat with a disability fetish is pretty kinky though, I'll give you that.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 22:13, closed)
Urgh, don't give me anything

(, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 22:24, closed)
PsychoChimp massaged his runny mudcakes into your flabby dugs while he sang 'wonderwall' to you, puffing on his inhaler betwwen verses, piggy little rape raisin eyes leering at you through the misted up spectacles of the Milton Keynes Masked Rapist.
And then it just got sexier.
(, Mon 14 Jul 2014, 22:28, closed)
Oh man, BEST B3TA FANFIC. EVAR!

(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 3:23, closed)
Apart from The Toddit of course.
:D
(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 3:24, closed)
The worst thing is
He is so jealous, he had 15 deathwanks whilst writing that
(, Tue 15 Jul 2014, 7:45, closed)

Deathwank???
(, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 22:32, closed)
Deathwank.

(, Wed 16 Jul 2014, 22:42, closed)
deathwank by bees

(, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 12:19, closed)

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