I hate to be the one to tell you all this
But Zombies are fictional.



(Now take this coupon for a free brain examination)
( MatJ LOOK, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:28, 16 replies)

You're shitting me?

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:29, closed)

I no, rite!?

( MatJ LOOK, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:29, closed)

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:29, closed)

Braiiiiiinnnnss...
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:39, closed)

Oh yeah!
Tell that to that guy found half dead in Florida with his face eaten away.
( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:45, closed)

1 word
....

BOLLOCKS
( DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Fri 15 Jun 2012, 14:47, closed)

You say the words
but they have no meaning to me.
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:17, closed)

Clearly you've never shopped in Morrisons
If those empty-eyed shuffling pasty-faced muttering hordes aren't zombies, then what are they?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:28, closed)

I have shopped in Morrisons in North Norfolk
And Asda in Dunfermline. I feel I am qualified to comment on these matters.
( MatJ LOOK, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 21:00, closed)

You weren't there, man.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 18:03, closed)

*Bites*
Graaaaaargh
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 15 Jun 2012, 20:51, closed)

This post
needs more bath salts.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 16 Jun 2012, 7:19, closed)

Perhaps so
Bit this is still an interesting read

www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 12:29, closed)

No they aren't.
Read up.
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 16 Jun 2012, 19:51, closed)

Sounds like me when I've had a few.

( MatJ LOOK, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 14:21, closed)

you say this
and yet friends of mine are trying to get me to go to some kind of zombie experience in london, where you try to escape the zombies. a bit like LARPing i think; i stopped reading after about 1 sentence.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Jun 2012, 17:06, closed)