Attention whores?
You mean besides the usual self-congratulatory circle jerk?

No, I can't think of anyone like that.

EDIT: if you build it they will come. Repeatedly. Poke at one mong and the entire short bus unloads. That was even easier than I thought it would be.

Look inside for a pretty comprehensive list of the attention whores on QOTW. Each one begs for attention in his own "special" way.
( Wanderer, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 6:53, 15 replies)

I liked how I couldn't see
*any* of those links.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 7:14, closed)

WOOP WOOP SOUND THE IGNORE HORN!
If you're going to put everyone on ignore, why not just fuck off entirely?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 11:23, closed)

Upset online.

(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 11:53, closed)

I guess that answers the question.
Just because you have people on ignore, you can still openly abuse the system, and just use ignore to inconvenience others.
( Muns, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 12:06, closed)

^ upset ^

(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 21:01, closed)

NO UR THE ONE WHOSE UPSET

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 12:42, closed)

me either. I assume it means the verminous subhuman scum that posted it were already on my blocklist.

Shame this site cant do something about getting rid of the more obviously inhuman posters and protecting the tattered remnant of its reputation as a host of jolly banter
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 12:12, closed)

So who is the arbiter of who should be allowed to stay and who should be permabanned?
Because, you know, that's up to the mods and seeing as they aren't banning anybody (except for Bob Hairdome here, who had to come back with a new account) then it shows that either they don't give a shit about what you and the rest of the bleating fannies think, or they're happy enough to have a balanced forum that doesn't need to resort to the Stalinist tactics you're proposing.

Just putting that thought out there.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 12:20, closed)

Sorry, what was that?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 16 Nov 2013, 21:03, closed)

Posting on multiple accounts is a permabannable offence, you know.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 21:40, closed)

Member for a year. Never posted a single picture. Already got regulars on ignore. Thinks his opinion has some weight.
Exactly the sort of humourless, pompous prick that has ruined this place.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 13:28, closed)

Probably a goth as well.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 13:40, closed)

Funny thing about that. You put me on Ignore, not the other way around. Ah well, carry on...

( Wanderer, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 16:24, closed)

I've got all the pompous shitcunts on ignore.
It's just a shame the shitcunt mods haven't fixed it yet.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 18:08, closed)

If the majority of people around you are shitcunts
just maybe it's not them that's the problem...
( Wanderer, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 20:14, closed)

None of the people around me are shitcunts.
Are you struggling in your EFL lessons?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 17 Nov 2013, 9:52, closed)

BAN EVERYONE WHO MAKES JOKES ON A COMEDY WEBSITE

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 14:06, closed)

haha, that's ace
now say something about "moral purity", "dissidents" and "racial degenerates"
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 14:40, closed)

"verminous subhuman scum" here being used to mean "people who have a different sense of humour to me"

( Zuowan, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 15:02, closed)

Taking the internet FAR too seriously, here.
Go and have a wank, you humourless fuck.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 16:52, closed)

actually, since you're the one with the attitude problem,
why shouldn't the mods ban you instead?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 17:27, closed)

The ability is there,
but I doubt if anything will happen no matter how much you want it to.
The site guidelines are as follows;
Do:

Have fun and join in with the conversations
Post pictures you have made
Post links to your new web projects
Say nice things about the pictures you like.

Don't:

Post stuff that is, or looks like porn - (see NSFW section)
Post pictures from sites that are not your own
Repost your old pictures in a new thread - that's what the 'View Older Messages' link is for.
Spam your website over and over again.
Be nasty or offensive to other boarders
Be boring

But the only thing that I think attracts the banhammer appears to be spammers. You can be as boring or offensive as you like (and as being offensive is also frequently boring, it's two for the price of one).
Having said all that - remember that you are under no compulsion to be here.
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 17:53, closed)

You forgot
It's best not to use your real names on any messageboard, and posting other people's real names when they'd rather they weren't known is a big no-no, and the same applies to any kind of private details.

Interestingly as I've found out, I can't post silly pics on here to annoy some of the shitflingers BUT many of them can repeatedly break the above rule.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 21:32, closed)

Yeah, it's the 'when they'd rather they weren't known' bit, combined with you making a lifelong effort to associate the word 'ringofyre' with the name Rob Fairholme that makes your argument void.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 21:39, closed)

Please don't post my real name on this site.
Cheers.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 22:01, closed)

Wait, how can you see this if you have me on ignore, and have been told specifically by the mods to stop replying to the people you have on ignore?
Why should the rules not apply to you?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 22:08, closed)

*rules*

(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 22:10, closed)

I dunno why he bothers with 2.0
He thinks we care that he logs in and out like a spastic.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 22:16, closed)

I'm still not really au fait with the whole "trolling"
thing.
Is this the right time to post this -
?
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 22:23, closed)

Depends whether you're crying.
Oh who am I kidding, of course you are.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 22:33, closed)

who do you think you're kidding, you're the most persistent troll on here

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 23:03, closed)

My!
That was dull.
EDIT: Sorry, I forgot.


(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 23:06, closed)

lol

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 23:09, closed)

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 23:11, closed)

alright Ringo's mancrush

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 23:15, closed)

^ upset ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 7:34, closed)

Upset online.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 8:16, closed)

probably a goth.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 8:36, closed)

or a lesbian

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 10:57, closed)

Do shut up. Thank you.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 12:36, closed)

This one should win. But not for the reason the OP thinks it should.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 17 Nov 2013, 14:03, closed)

Actually, you'd be amazed.
It worked out even better than I had hoped for.
( Wanderer, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 5:13, closed)

Well, astoundingly, you've come out of not looking like the biggest arse in the thread.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 11:44, closed)

You go ahead and tell yourself that.
Say hi to WW for me btw. ;)
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 7:33, closed)

Aaaaand I think I'll call that a wrap.
Just like putting out sugar to draw out the roaches.

Thank you all for playing. Excellent strutting and trumpeting. Well displayed.
( Wanderer, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 5:07, closed)

Ah. The Legless.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 11:41, closed)

So, if I understand it correctly,
the "Legless" is when you get into a pissing match online, and when you're clearly losing you claim that you were trolling them the entire time.

So just where in this did I argue with anyone? I merely posted examples of attention whoring and let you lot do the rest.

Sorry, AB. You win.
( Wanderer, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 19:36, closed)

"It was me,
I was trolling all the time!"

I feel devastated by your wit and guile, and promise to be good until the end of the internet.
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 18:52, closed)

if you build it they will come. Repeatedly. Poke at one mong and the entire short bus unloads. That was even easier than I thought it would be.

Look inside for a pretty comprehensive list of the attention whores on QOTW. Each one begs for attention in his own "special" way.
Cheers.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 18:01, closed)