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With the General Election nearly upon us, here's your chance to lay out your own manifesto for the UK. What would you do if you were in charge? Here's your chance to think big! (Or you can call for free hugs and chocolate biscuits. They're important too.)

(McChinaman banned, Thu 23 Apr 2015, 17:23)
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Biblically correct.


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(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 16:15, 21 replies)
Just "not correct" would have done.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 16:45, closed)
Apart from the bits about drugs and dog fighting, there's not much to disagree with there.
She'd have my vote.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 17:00, closed)
Does she want the CCTV tapes from the slaughterhouses so she can go home and frig off to them?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Mon 27 Apr 2015, 17:07, closed)
Good point - where does she stand on the spilling of seed?
Apart from beneath it with her mouth open, of course. Let's see Andrew Marr get his teeth into that one.
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 17:49, closed)
This is just UKIP

(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 18:26, closed)
I find the opposition to "Islam" hilarious.
If there was ever a belief in sky-pixie bollocks which allowed the participant to treat people like shit for no reason it was Islam -- I'm confused as to why these people reject it.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 19:19, closed)
Are you really?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 15:05, closed)
Yes.
Why choose Christianity when they could go off and join ISIS or the Taliban and really use a religion as a stick to beat people with.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 14:22, closed)
She does have a point.
Whole swathes of the New Testament are given over to Jesus' views on the EU, CCTV, and British culture.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 8:31, closed)
the internet says she got 67 votes when she stood for the local council
that 67 people agree with her may be the most frightening thing about her.

actually, she probably voted for herself. 66 people.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 8:42, closed)
yeah but consider
there are almost certainly more than 66 people who go to her church every week, even they don't all agree with her. I'd say that's a fairly positive statistic.
(Figmaus, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 18:40, closed)
That' what we like to see.
A bit of fire in the belly.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 14:27, closed)
I assumed all politics in NI is like this

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 15:08, closed)
I am surprised there is no mention of "darkies" or "samboes".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 15:19, closed)
"everything was great in the past"

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 29 Apr 2015, 0:50, closed)
if she's a mick then why is she so bothered about british culture?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 29 Apr 2015, 8:36, closed)

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