over 8 years of laughs here, and still only a handful of posts
but my fave has to be flap tiem. www.b3ta.com/board/7551074 or teh fear www.b3ta.com/board/68689

i also enjoyed vorks drawings - sadly, they have been lost to the internet graveyard. www.b3ta.com/~vork

that, and getting pissed at manchester bashes.

[edit2] Just found this by Vork, Dogfish & twohundredpercent - This probably sums it up. Touchy Feely Spacktards (sorry about megaswf link)

[edit] Vork classics (more of what i can find in thread..)



( lemoncurry alright., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:05, 9 replies)

God I miss vork
and all his crazy shenanigans. I wonder what ever became of him? He's probably in prison now, let's face it.
( dotmund .co.uk, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:07, closed)

last i saw of him was supermoores last manc bash
and he shut his website down and left the interweb for good. real shame.
( lemoncurry alright., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:10, closed)

I think he was deported to Azerbaijan

( butchbint, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:28, closed)

I knew you'd be around somewhere
.
( new_matt, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:32, closed)

I just can't stay away from vork

( butchbint, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:36, closed)

I'll never forget that day that vork first stingered me.
COME BACK VORK, WE MISS YOU
( dotmund .co.uk, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:40, closed)

He smelled funny.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:56, closed)

it was a strange mix of eggs and vinyl.

( dotmund .co.uk, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:01, closed)

I heard that he got deported back to Minsk.

(Marwood, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:54, closed)

wasn't he originally from Mongsk?

( dotmund .co.uk, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:07, closed)

You should come along to the next Manchester bash then

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:16, closed)

just looked it up
cant make it :-(
( lemoncurry alright., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:20, closed)

Damn you, sir!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:22, closed)

Good lord...
...I've been looking for "Get to Fuck" everywhere!
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:39, closed)

classic vork right there
i cant find the 'cats are fucking ace' and 'smoking is ace' ones :-(
( lemoncurry alright., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:44, closed)

More Vork Stuff that i can find




































thats yer lot..
( lemoncurry alright., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:42, closed)

Ive got a few





( discostu oh my, its back, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 19:32, closed)

I want to lick his face

( matsimpsk, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:33, closed)

Fucking rubbish

( supermoore: HUNG, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 18:22, closed)

vorky vorky
bum bum poos
( bleepbloop, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 22:45, closed)