BALDMONKEY.


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( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:25, 26 replies)

Is the whole of /talk gay for Baldmonkey?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:28, closed)

No.
It's just a really witty, ironic, post-modern juxtaposition thing. You just don't get it.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:29, closed)

I'm just not cool enough to hang with the kids any more
They talk too hip.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:35, closed)

I bet it twists your melon, man.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:55, closed)

He's twice the man you'll ever be

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:33, closed)

Fatty lols

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:34, closed)

Did you get too excited waiting for someone to answer your obvious joke setup, Rory?
Screwed it up, didn't you?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:37, closed)

I knew I'd seen him somewhere...

( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:59, closed)

Are you gonna delete this as well?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:16, closed)

I hate to ask, as I'm sure it's going to be something retarded - but what the shuddering fuck are you on about this time?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:18, closed)

You double posted the pic,
and I can only assume that because there is only one post here now and young Rory is shaking with rage (Or sexual excitement - you can never quite tell with our Rory), that the thread you deleted must have contained his bestest, wittiest reply ever, ever on B3ta. Possibly it was the best reply to anything ever written on any forum in the world. Ever.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:25, closed)

Back off Oli, you've already tried to rile me today

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:30, closed)

Aww, snap
Have I used up all my turns?

*Passes the dice and stamps off to find some eggnog in the kitchen*
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:45, closed)

On the plus side, he can now tell /talk all about it, and there's just a chance that Mr Badger might put it in his list as 'Man deletes duplicate post', or something. Then the internet will explode with hilarity.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:30, closed)

Oh, I do hope so :-)

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:48, closed)

I spied your sad sack response to the post below. It was a convoluted and trite reply consisting of your usual preening.
www.b3ta.com/questions/b3tapersonoftheyear2010/post1011904

Perhaps in a rare moment of clarity you realised what a crying wanker you are.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:28, closed)

"Man deletes post".

omglolwtfroflbbq.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:36, closed)

Post deletion is a hateful thing
I'll be keeping an eye on you
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:42, closed)

haha!
First genuine laugh of the day.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:16, closed)

Haha

( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:12, closed)

Man or butch lesbian?
I've still not worked it out.
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:25, closed)

Neither has he, apparently.

( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:17, closed)

I am struck by the lack of gorm in this picture.
So baldmonkey isn't just a clever name then?
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:33, closed)

That
was fairly cruel using photoshop to make his eyes appear closer together *shakes head* ;)
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:43, closed)

He's so much sexier
when I can't see him.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:07, closed)

I dunno
do you think perhaps you could have got a picture showing him a bit whiter? (dons sunglasses)
(mymilkshakebringsallthemongstotheyard poison hearts, poison minds - joining hate, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 23:37, closed)