Setting fire to a girl's hair is not the ideal start to a date.
Luckily, I got her pissed and fucked her tampon out later in the evening.
(DavianDent I lost my piano cakes in Cairo. Please send help., Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:53, 15 replies)

So your story is, you physically abused and then date raped a girl?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 12:59, closed)

Nonsense, he had the good manners to realise that setting fire to a persons hair is a
naughty thing to do.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:05, closed)

You registered a new account just to let some strangers know that you've never been naked with a woman?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 13:19, closed)

i might be a bit innocent in such matters but how did you fuck her tampon out?
out where? did it slip out the side whilst you were hammering away? were you like a pro angler hooking in a red snapper with your worm?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:14, closed)

He thrust so hard that it popped out of her mouth.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:28, closed)

With a little careful manoeuvring
You can slip the string into your japs eye, with a little flick it should pop right out.
( Muns, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:31, closed)

Why would an eight year old even be using a tampon?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 14:58, closed)

Safety Conkers.

( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 0:00, closed)

Ahahahaha!

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:25, closed)

I have complete and total faith in the likelihood of this actually happening to the OP.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 15:01, closed)

I once fucked a ladies tampon IN. She never told me it was there and I thought I was Ron Jeremy. Until a few days later when this god awful stench came wafting from her nether regions. Yes, I had to hook it out. I nearly Barfed
True story
(lordy lordy, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 21:47, closed)

This sounds nearly as true as the OP's story.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 18:25, closed)

TRUE LAD

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 22 Oct 2013, 23:15, closed)

did you push the tampon out of her bum hole?
because that's how the human body works
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 8:36, closed)

Maybe he just
fucked her tampon while she played super Mario brothers.

What I mean, is he had a wank, at home.
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