Not quite a wanking disaster but almost a bad bad thing.
Back in 1999 and at the tender age of 18. I discovered that I wasnt a total freak out by having a few strange fantasies and a strange fetish. But, I am in the niche area if you know what I mean. For example, a Foot Fetish maybe frowned upon, but a Hands Fetish?? Well thats just different!!!! That isn't even half the story!

So junior IT Techy at work for a large company. Unlogged internet access and a private screen gave me the opportunity to do what I wanted. I had just discovered forums and websites dedicated to my little sexual niche and I was rather young and excited about it all. So I'd quite happily browse said sites and forums at work.

This isn't a "Got caught wanking in the office" post. This was potentially worse.

Engrossed in forum thread full of strange picturs of sexy women doing strange things in strange situations and people talking about these weired things. When suddenly theres a collegue coming round to my desk. In haste I went for the X, and miss clicked.. and accidently hit Print... Which instantly sent a 30 page print of this unexplainable fetish to a very large printer in a very large open plan office. This office was located 2 floors down from where I was.

I have never ran so fast in my life! Arriving at the printer, as its churning out pages and pages of smut. I'm aware of some pleb stood there awaiting his important business report.

If that printer had of been a Face Up printer, then I'd probably be typing this from a cardboard box in the rain right now. But to my luck it was page down and he hadn't discovered the wrath of infinite unforseen freak that was printing right infront of him. It landed in the wrong tray, so he didnt look at it. I managed to grab the prints and destroy the evidence before anyone saw.

Heart pounding, I thanked God for shredders. Somehow I had gotten away with it. I also thank the fact that my default printer wasnt set to the other printer which was 100 miles away.

With enough "I like this" clicks, I might reveal exactly what this stuff was. It wasn't illegal but definately isn't the type of niche roleplaying fantasy stuff you'd want the managing director to see.
(Boom- Clicks on NSFW links at work., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 21:21, 16 replies)

Does that mean there is a type of niche roleplaying fantasy stuff you'd want the managing director to see?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 21:32, closed)

we're all friends here...
..and my curiousity is piqued.

What is the fetish?
(inflateable, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 21:42, closed)

im guessing you like horses
best of all the animals
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 22:20, closed)

I like Horses
They're my friends
(FondaAccord, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 23:49, closed)

LOL
win :)
(Boom- Clicks on NSFW links at work., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:36, closed)

snot rockets?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 22:39, closed)

Cosplay, I wager.
And I think I know what kind.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 23:28, closed)

Go on then tell us
I might have been had by a trick to get the most votes but I have clicked, now let us know the details . . . please
(CarlosNotlaw Is doing the opposite of you at, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 6:27, closed)

Hand fetishist...
...my guess is, people's hands dressed up in little hand-outfits to look like the characters from Sailor Moon.

Or maybe Lego Star Wars.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:14, closed)

Damnit
How did you guess!!!?? :)
(Boom- Clicks on NSFW links at work., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:36, closed)

Algorithms?

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:36, closed)

Fingermouse?

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 11:40, closed)

was it...
codstretching?
(teebie jeebie, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:31, closed)

Orvile?

(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 17:28, closed)

Shitting Dick-nipples.
I'd put my money on it.
(Draco Rattus ate all the pies on, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 22:10, closed)

macrophilia
there :P
(Boom- Clicks on NSFW links at work., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 10:27, closed)