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Amorous Badger says: "I once humorously suggested that someone had been internet-stalking a Big Brother contestant. They concluded that I was threatening them. What's the oddest misunderstanding you've been involved in?"

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:48)
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Usual morning routine, I was getting dressed in the bathroom while my wife was having a shower. Suddenly I felt splashes of water coming over the shower cubicle walls.

Me: "Could you stop splashing me please?"

Her: "I'm not doing anything different to normal"

OK, right. Earth's gravity must have shifted slightly and let the water escape. I'll get onto the GRACE team to check it out…
(WrittenBittern, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 12:47, 18 replies)
look, if you hate your wife that much why don't you just get a divorce?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 13:08, closed)
I don't see how haberdashery will help with that.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 13:13, closed)
Thank you Mrs Slocombe

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Dec 2013, 17:16, closed)
Why were you getting dressed in the bathroom?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 13:28, closed)
Read between the lines here
He was having a shit while she was in the shower.
He just didn't want to admit that to the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 13:55, closed)
"She" was in a shower cubicle.
They're probably in prison.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 13:56, closed)
And instead he's come off as a pussywhipped autism.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:07, closed)
That hardly ever happens on here.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:15, closed)
She was probably trying to piss in your mouth.

(I helped save b3ta! gone, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:36, closed)
this is winning the best reply contest so far

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:55, closed)
Splendid.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 14:56, closed)
Bravissimo!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:29, closed)
Viennetta!

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:38, closed)
Finestkind internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:48, closed)
I just read this in the voice of that guy who does the Lindt adverts.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 18:55, closed)

Ha ha. Well played!
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 3:36, closed)
crap man has crap wife

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 18:31, closed)
What in the slavering fuck are you doing dressing in the bathroom?
Get dressed in the dressing room or, if you're poor like some of us, the bedroom. Only a fuckwit gets dressed in a wet room.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 18:54, closed)

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