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( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:08, 63 replies)

True, the question isn't funny but some of the answers may be.
Suck it up.
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:11, closed)

I'd rather not
but thanks for the offer
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:34, closed)

Hey! I'm here every day.
Think it over.
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:02, closed)

Once again, the imaginationless come a-flocking.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:18, closed)

The what come a-what?

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:25, closed)

some misrable cunt pipes up

(yadayadayada, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:47, closed)

I'd stay quiet then, if I were you

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:27, closed)

simple fellow...
(yadayadayada, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:31, closed)

You show up.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:53, closed)

There's bound to be some funny answers.
Don't like it? Vote for a different question.
Still don't like it? Fuck off while next Thursday.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:20, closed)

Spoken like a true pro

(McChinaman banned, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:22, closed)

well said sir

( kappynitty doubled your entendre on, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:23, closed)

Bound to be? I doubt it.
I did vote for something else.
Kiss my arse.
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:29, closed)

Kiss your arse?
You don't like? Well, fuck off until next week.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:11, closed)

I take it you've read the FAQ?
The bit about not being horrible to someone because you didn't like what they posted?
I expressed an opinion and a whole mob have descended calling me a cunt and telling me to fuck off.
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:25, closed)

Actually, I didn't.
I said if you don't like it, vote for something else. If you lose and still don't like it, fuck off until next week when there might be a new question you like.

Don't come here and post about the question being shit. People voted for it, and their opinion is valid. I suggest you read the FAQ...

I don't like being told to kiss your arse. It's insulting, and there's no need to be rude just because you don't like my opinion. The FAQ could help you.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:33, closed)

FAQ FIGHT!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:50, closed)

I'm going to use the pointy end of the A to stab him with.

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:04, closed)

Oh, I see. No-one told me you were running b3ta and that I had to do as you say.
'Kiss my arse' was a retaliation to your 'fuck off', which was directed at me, and therefore has no bearing on your 'opinion'.

I'll let you have the last word now, though.
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:55, closed)

No-one told me you were running b3ta and we had to put up with juvenile nonsense.
I quote -

Don't like it? Vote for a different question.
Still don't like it? Fuck off while next Thursday.

It's not a personal fuck off, and I didn't call you a cunt. I merely encouraged you to stop bitching; if you've nothing nice to say, say nothing. If you don't like something, leave it alone. Just like when I leave the room when X-Factor is on rather than sitting there complaining about it and annoying my wife and kids.

Geoff the Clownfish - Least mature and most pointless 40 year old on the planet.

PS Fuck Off, and I mean that sincerely, from the bottom of my heart.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:04, closed)

I called him a cunt.

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:28, closed)

Bitch and whine, piss and moan.
Fuck off, there's a good fellow.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:33, closed)

Make me

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:36, closed)

Okay.
*Adds to ignore list*
( Legionary - My god, Brian, there's a message in my alphabets, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:35, closed)

Quick - stick your fingers in your ears
How big is your ignore list now?
Good luck in life.
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 20:11, closed)

You sir
are a cunt.
(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:36, closed)

This.

( sanityclause is waiting until, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:40, closed)

Shut it, noob

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:40, closed)

Hmmm?
*flexes Ban Hammer held together with elastic bands and hairy string*
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:42, closed)

What?
I voice an opinion, get called a cunt, reply accordingly.
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:45, closed)

There's voicing an opinion and there's whining.
I think you're being called a cunt because it comes across as whining.

/whine
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:18, closed)

Oh, I see.
Tell me, how do you think I should I have 'come across'?
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:30, closed)

Invisibly.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:34, closed)

Non-whiney would be a good start
And nice would be awesome.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:31, closed)

Didn't Ban Hammer
make Crockett's Theme?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:49, closed)

Is it Ban Hammer Time?
Wait, let me get out my parachute pants and pointy shoes.


...you can't touch this...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:50, closed)

You terrible bully.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:24, closed)

I love you scary.
That's why you're on my facebook.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:08, closed)

Oh man, I missed this gem yesterday
I can't decide which is more pathetic - this or the thread you deleted where you sounded, you know, deranged.
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 8:54, closed)

I deleted it as the grammar wasn't quite up to it.
You are a cunt though, a whingey, pointless cunt and I would like you to leave the internet, you semi-intelligent wanker.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 14 Mar 2011, 7:13, closed)

Bite me.
And it's n00b, fuckwit.
(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:44, closed)

Pfft
You know better than me.
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:57, closed)

BEST.COMEBACK.EVER

(Nanny Pat vote for me, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:07, closed)

^
This.
( industrial_bunny, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:44, closed)

^What she said^

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:45, closed)

Angry internetting grrrrrrrr!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:24, closed)

Heheh - no
Cunty whining, apparently.
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:26, closed)

But then
Least
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Evar

and that's a much more impressive achievement.
(ChaRleyTroniC is invincible with his chips and cheese, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:55, closed)

^ This ^

( SigmaX0 Dear Die Hard. You rock!, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:10, closed)

Geoff the Clownfish
Least
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( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:19, closed)

Fuckinell you been dipping into P69's meds? ;)

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:15, closed)

LOUD NOISES

( brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:21, closed)

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!

(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:43, closed)

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Positivity breeds positivity.... we should make the most of a new topic. I reckon there'll be some fun stuff.

PS - Did you mean "ever"
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:23, closed)

Geoff?
Is that you?

The lovely fluffy Geoff I met in London?

This one's making me laugh quite a bit actually... that's it sir - fisticuffs at riverghost's bash! ;)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:47, closed)

No, that must be some other Geoff
I'm Geoff the Clownfish - least mature & most pointless 40 year old on the planet.
How you doing, sunshine?
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:32, closed)

I'm alright, sir...
Some days are better than others, and I still can't quite believe that Jess is gone.

Will I see you at Ghosty's bash in May?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:19, closed)

You're probably sick of hearing 'It gets easier with time'.
Look forward to seeing you in May.
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:03, closed)

Still, it doesn't lend itself well to puns - glass half full, and all that...
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:48, closed)

Least. Funny. Answer. EVER.
I'ma read the rest because the majority of posters on here have great tales to tell about all sorts. You only have to read the 'best of' page in each QOTW to see the people moaning that the question is rubbish are completely in the wrong.

Long live QOTW!
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:31, closed)

There are more responses bitching and moaning about this bitching and moaning post
than there are entries to the question.

I think we should all sit quietly for a few minutes and think about this.

Then we should all go and vote to remove the 'reply' function from qotw.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:51, closed)

I bet there are more posts about you bitching about bitchy responses to posts moaning about QOTW.
I think you should leave the internet.
( girlinthehole, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 18:46, closed)