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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:08,
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True, the question isn't funny but some of the answers may be.
Suck it up.
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girlinthehole, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:11,
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I'd rather not
but thanks for the offer
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:34,
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Hey! I'm here every day.
Think it over.
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girlinthehole, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:02,
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Once again, the imaginationless come a-flocking.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:18,
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The what come a-what?
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:25,
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some misrable cunt pipes up
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yadayadayada, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:47,
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I'd stay quiet then, if I were you
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:27,
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simple fellow...
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yadayadayada, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:31,
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You show up.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:53,
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There's bound to be some funny answers.
Don't like it? Vote for a different question.
Still don't like it? Fuck off while next Thursday.
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:20,
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Spoken like a true pro
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McChinaman banned, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:22,
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well said sir
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kappynitty doubled your entendre on, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:23,
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Bound to be? I doubt it.
I did vote for something else.
Kiss my arse.
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:29,
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Kiss your arse?
You don't like? Well, fuck off until next week.
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:11,
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I take it you've read the FAQ?
The bit about not being horrible to someone because you didn't like what they posted?
I expressed an opinion and a whole mob have descended calling me a cunt and telling me to fuck off.
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:25,
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Actually, I didn't.
I said if you don't like it, vote for something else. If you lose and still don't like it, fuck off until next week when there might be a new question you like.
Don't come here and post about the question being shit. People voted for it, and their opinion is valid. I suggest you read the FAQ...
I don't like being told to kiss your arse. It's insulting, and there's no need to be rude just because you don't like my opinion. The FAQ could help you.
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:33,
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FAQ FIGHT!
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:50,
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I'm going to use the pointy end of the A to stab him with.
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:04,
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Oh, I see. No-one told me you were running b3ta and that I had to do as you say.
'Kiss my arse' was a retaliation to your 'fuck off', which was directed at me, and therefore has no bearing on your 'opinion'.
I'll let you have the last word now, though.
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:55,
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No-one told me you were running b3ta and we had to put up with juvenile nonsense.
I quote -
Don't like it? Vote for a different question.
Still don't like it? Fuck off while next Thursday.
It's not a personal fuck off, and I didn't call you a cunt. I merely encouraged you to stop bitching; if you've nothing nice to say, say nothing. If you don't like something, leave it alone. Just like when I leave the room when X-Factor is on rather than sitting there complaining about it and annoying my wife and kids.
Geoff the Clownfish - Least mature and most pointless 40 year old on the planet.
PS Fuck Off, and I mean that sincerely, from the bottom of my heart.
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:04,
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I called him a cunt.
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Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Fri 11 Mar 2011, 23:28,
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Bitch and whine, piss and moan.
Fuck off, there's a good fellow.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:33,
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Make me
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:36,
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Okay.
*Adds to ignore list*
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Legionary - My god, Brian, there's a message in my alphabets, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:35,
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Quick - stick your fingers in your ears
How big is your ignore list now?
Good luck in life.
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 20:11,
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You sir
are a cunt.
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Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:36,
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This.
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sanityclause is waiting until, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:40,
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Shut it, noob
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:40,
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Hmmm?
*flexes Ban Hammer held together with elastic bands and hairy string*
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:42,
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What?
I voice an opinion, get called a cunt, reply accordingly.
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:45,
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There's voicing an opinion and there's whining.
I think you're being called a cunt because it comes across as whining.
/whine
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:18,
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Oh, I see.
Tell me, how do you think I should I have 'come across'?
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:30,
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Invisibly.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:34,
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Non-whiney would be a good start
And nice would be awesome.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 9:31,
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Didn't Ban Hammer
make Crockett's Theme?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:49,
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Is it Ban Hammer Time?
Wait, let me get out my parachute pants and pointy shoes.
...you can't touch this...
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:50,
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You terrible bully.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:24,
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I love you scary.
That's why you're on my facebook.
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:08,
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Oh man, I missed this gem yesterday
I can't decide which is more pathetic - this or the thread you deleted where you sounded, you know, deranged.
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 8:54,
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I deleted it as the grammar wasn't quite up to it.
You are a cunt though, a whingey, pointless cunt and I would like you to leave the internet, you semi-intelligent wanker.
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 14 Mar 2011, 7:13,
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Bite me.
And it's n00b, fuckwit.
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Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:44,
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Pfft
You know better than me.
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:57,
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BEST.COMEBACK.EVER
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Nanny Pat vote for me, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:07,
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^
This.
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industrial_bunny, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:44,
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^What she said^
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:45,
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Angry internetting grrrrrrrr!
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:24,
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Heheh - no
Cunty whining, apparently.
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:26,
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But then
Least
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and that's a much more impressive achievement.
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ChaRleyTroniC is invincible with his chips and cheese, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 14:55,
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^ This ^
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SigmaX0 Dear Die Hard. You rock!, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:10,
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Geoff the Clownfish
Least
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:19,
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Fuckinell you been dipping into P69's meds? ;)
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:15,
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LOUD NOISES
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brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:21,
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!
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The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:43,
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Positivity breeds positivity.... we should make the most of a new topic. I reckon there'll be some fun stuff.
PS - Did you mean "ever"
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:23,
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Geoff?
Is that you?
The lovely fluffy Geoff I met in London?
This one's making me laugh quite a bit actually... that's it sir - fisticuffs at riverghost's bash! ;)
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:47,
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No, that must be some other Geoff
I'm Geoff the Clownfish - least mature & most pointless 40 year old on the planet.
How you doing, sunshine?
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:32,
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I'm alright, sir...
Some days are better than others, and I still can't quite believe that Jess is gone.
Will I see you at Ghosty's bash in May?
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:19,
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You're probably sick of hearing 'It gets easier with time'.
Look forward to seeing you in May.
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:03,
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Still, it doesn't lend itself well to puns - glass half full, and all that...
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:48,
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There are more responses bitching and moaning about this bitching and moaning post
than there are entries to the question.
I think we should all sit quietly for a few minutes and think about this.
Then we should all go and vote to remove the 'reply' function from qotw.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 16:51,
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I bet there are more posts about you bitching about bitchy responses to posts moaning about QOTW.
I think you should leave the internet.
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girlinthehole, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 18:46,
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