Bodge Jobs
If you can't fix it with a hammer and a roll of duck tape, it's not worth fixing at all, my old mate said minutes before that nasty business with the hammer and a roll of duck tape. Tell us of McGyver-like repairs and whether they were a brilliant success or a health and safety nightmare.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:58)
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There is no word in German for bodge jobs.
So I don't know vhat you are talking about.
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bierbelly, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:06,
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I believe the closest translation is "trabant".
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:09,
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tru dat.
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bierbelly, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:23,
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Strong words coming from a country
that once tried to make fighter planes out of cardboard.
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Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:15,
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One of the my favourite WWII stories
was about the Germans constructing a mock airfield out of wood - wooden planes, tankers, all that sort of thing. The plan was to lure the RAF into dropping their bombs on it instead of onto a real airfield.
The next day a lone RAF bomber flew over the airfield, dropping a single bomb - made of wood. Brilliant.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:40,
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That
is absolutely brilliant.
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Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:41,
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Nearly as good as the disinformation fed to them
about our feeding pilots carrots to see in the dark, when we wanted to hide the fact we had developed radar.
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:52,
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My favourite has to be...
The rubber sheaths used to protect gun barrels.
Marked up as
"Condom- Size medium"
Cock propaganda.
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Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:10,
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Could be worse.
They could have tried to make aircraft carriers out of cold, soggy sawdust...
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Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:23,
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um...
2 world wars say differently...
/coat
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snee held his breath since, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:18,
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I think there is..
Schittenfixen.
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Sallyrsm, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:19,
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JA!
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McChinaman banned, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:34,
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I was disappointed to discover that they DO have a word for "fluffy".
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moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:42,
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Their operas do go on for six hours, though.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:00,
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at least
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:01,
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Late 90's
Mercedes.
Need I say more?
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Not Pineapple anymore, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:31,
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How about
Jerry built?
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Barnetboy, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:36,
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Jericho
Not German.
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SteamedCleaner, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:27,
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Ahh the Rostig
Not so special editions
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Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 22:13,
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