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If you can't fix it with a hammer and a roll of duck tape, it's not worth fixing at all, my old mate said minutes before that nasty business with the hammer and a roll of duck tape. Tell us of McGyver-like repairs and whether they were a brilliant success or a health and safety nightmare.

(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:58)
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There is no word in German for bodge jobs.
So I don't know vhat you are talking about.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:06, 18 replies)
I believe the closest translation is "trabant".

(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:09, closed)
tru dat.

(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:23, closed)
Strong words coming from a country
that once tried to make fighter planes out of cardboard.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:15, closed)
One of the my favourite WWII stories
was about the Germans constructing a mock airfield out of wood - wooden planes, tankers, all that sort of thing. The plan was to lure the RAF into dropping their bombs on it instead of onto a real airfield.

The next day a lone RAF bomber flew over the airfield, dropping a single bomb - made of wood. Brilliant.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:40, closed)
That
is absolutely brilliant.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:41, closed)
Nearly as good as the disinformation fed to them
about our feeding pilots carrots to see in the dark, when we wanted to hide the fact we had developed radar.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:52, closed)
My favourite has to be...
The rubber sheaths used to protect gun barrels.
Marked up as
"Condom- Size medium"

Cock propaganda.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:10, closed)
Could be worse.
They could have tried to make aircraft carriers out of cold, soggy sawdust...
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:23, closed)
um...
2 world wars say differently...



/coat
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:18, closed)
I think there is..
Schittenfixen.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:19, closed)
JA!

(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:34, closed)
I was disappointed to discover that they DO have a word for "fluffy".

(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:42, closed)
Their operas do go on for six hours, though.

(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:00, closed)
at least

(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:01, closed)
Late 90's
Mercedes.

Need I say more?
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:31, closed)
How about
Jerry built?
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:36, closed)
Jericho
Not German.
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:27, closed)
Ahh the Rostig
Not so special editions
(, Wed 16 Mar 2011, 22:13, closed)

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