Bodge Jobs
If you can't fix it with a hammer and a roll of duck tape, it's not worth fixing at all, my old mate said minutes before that nasty business with the hammer and a roll of duck tape. Tell us of McGyver-like repairs and whether they were a brilliant success or a health and safety nightmare.
( , Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:58)
If you can't fix it with a hammer and a roll of duck tape, it's not worth fixing at all, my old mate said minutes before that nasty business with the hammer and a roll of duck tape. Tell us of McGyver-like repairs and whether they were a brilliant success or a health and safety nightmare.
( , Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:58)
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There is no word in German for bodge jobs.
So I don't know vhat you are talking about.
( , Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:06, 18 replies)
So I don't know vhat you are talking about.
( , Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:06, 18 replies)
Strong words coming from a country
that once tried to make fighter planes out of cardboard.
( , Wed 16 Mar 2011, 10:15, closed)
that once tried to make fighter planes out of cardboard.
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One of the my favourite WWII stories
was about the Germans constructing a mock airfield out of wood - wooden planes, tankers, all that sort of thing. The plan was to lure the RAF into dropping their bombs on it instead of onto a real airfield.
The next day a lone RAF bomber flew over the airfield, dropping a single bomb - made of wood. Brilliant.
( , Wed 16 Mar 2011, 11:40, closed)
was about the Germans constructing a mock airfield out of wood - wooden planes, tankers, all that sort of thing. The plan was to lure the RAF into dropping their bombs on it instead of onto a real airfield.
The next day a lone RAF bomber flew over the airfield, dropping a single bomb - made of wood. Brilliant.
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Nearly as good as the disinformation fed to them
about our feeding pilots carrots to see in the dark, when we wanted to hide the fact we had developed radar.
( , Wed 16 Mar 2011, 14:52, closed)
about our feeding pilots carrots to see in the dark, when we wanted to hide the fact we had developed radar.
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My favourite has to be...
The rubber sheaths used to protect gun barrels.
Marked up as
"Condom- Size medium"
Cock propaganda.
( , Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:10, closed)
The rubber sheaths used to protect gun barrels.
Marked up as
"Condom- Size medium"
Cock propaganda.
( , Wed 16 Mar 2011, 15:10, closed)
Could be worse.
They could have tried to make aircraft carriers out of cold, soggy sawdust...
( , Wed 16 Mar 2011, 17:23, closed)
They could have tried to make aircraft carriers out of cold, soggy sawdust...
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I was disappointed to discover that they DO have a word for "fluffy".
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