I honestly don't understand why all these noob pricks are here at all.
They're clearly missing something pretty fucking vital if this pretty mild internet ribaldry makes them piss their strides fifty or sixty times a fucking week.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jul 2013, 19:35, 2 replies)

When you say people
piss their strides, you hugely overestimate what's actually going on.

Nobody is really getting upset except you. It says an awful lot about you that you take it so seriously, 'cos I can promise you none of us do.

That's what 100,000+ posts over 10 years does. You're struggling to separate b3ta from reality. We're not.

So, you spend the rest of the day posting spluttering outrage here, we'll got get on with our lives, and check back every now and then to see how the meltdown is going.

OK?
(username failed moderation, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 9:34, closed)

I like how everyone involved relies on "I'm not upset, you are".
Honestly, someone should call your mothers, have them give you all a clip round the ear.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 9:51, closed)

Just look at
Shambos post above.

That's some furious keyboard bashing right there.
(username failed moderation, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:03, closed)

Yeah, but he's on the popular page*, so his anger must be righteous and justified.
*/qotw has a popular page?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:28, closed)

Sort of.
When the question is closed, they appear in order of popularity.
(username failed moderation, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:42, closed)

Oh, that.
Truly, an achievement to be proud of.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 11:43, closed)

It's my greatest achievement in life, you horrid bully.
Or perhaps I just mentioned it in response to one of The Weepies complaining that I only ever post to bully The Weepies.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 12:11, closed)

I belittled your achievement, and now you're upset.
Hey, this game is easy!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 12:23, closed)

MODS! MODS!! MODS!!!!!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 12:48, closed)

Upset!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO57N03H3L0
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 12:58, closed)

Nobody* is upset, you bellend.
This is how people have typed on here since it was invented. Jesus wept. What sort of fucking numbnuts can read ASCII text and hear actual banging angry keyboards ... unless there's some serious projection going on.

(* except for McMisery during one of his periodic breakdowns, obviously)
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:34, closed)

That's not actually true.
It has always been like this on /talk, but QOTW used to be a bit of an oasis.

Then when you lot had turned /talk into a toxic cesspool that nobody wanted to post on, you came in and trashed QOTW.

Now QOTW is a toxic cesspool too, which is a bit of a shame.

Props to you though - of all the posters who have crapped the place up, you are probably the most prolific.

OK, you've had enough attention now for the day. Off you go.
(username failed moderation, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:49, closed)

You've only been a member here two years.
What would you know about what /talk used to be like?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 21:20, closed)

Because I've been a member here
for about 11 years.
(username failed moderation, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:01, closed)

I love how you think about me so much.
I really warms my cockles to know that you lot spend time out of your days thinking about me.
Especially when the merest whiff of a thought of you barely even passes thru my mind's arse cheeks.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 17 Jul 2013, 11:42, closed)

b3ta.com/search/posts/72597?q=shambolic
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:12, closed)

^case closed

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 15:51, closed)

Well played.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 16:00, closed)

I hope nobody mentions that both his username and sig were taken from me
or the fact that roughly 50% of his b3ta posts are replies to me or posts about me. Don't want him topping up his pool with more salty tears.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 16:27, closed)

Careful now, with links like that he'll accuse you of being obsessed.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 18:18, closed)

No no no.
If he were obsessed he'd have linked up half a dozen or more of those searches like my pet Weepy Phantom.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 19:53, closed)

I count nine posts there. By way of comparison, here are Shambo's long-standing obsessions with butter, lard, pasties, beer, and pie.

Only two results for dietician, though. And three for jog.

I mean, draw your own conclusions, but I don't think it's a massive leap of logic to state with some confidence that the tubby shut-in is fucking obsessed with stuffing his ugly flapping facehole full of all the calorific goodness he can carry home from Lidl.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 19:32, closed)

I do like pies.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 19:49, closed)

who doesn't like pies
For the love of fuck leave pies alone
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:17, closed)

He seems to think liking pies and beer is an insult or something.
It's hard to tell with the Miseryblands. It also thinks I'm fat.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 12:52, closed)

Liking beer and pies makes you normal
What sort of a freak doesn't like these tasty comestibles?
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:16, closed)

That's only the first page.

( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 20:11, closed)

If you search for shambo* there are literally hundreds upon hundreds at every hour of the night and day.
I'm kind of a big deal on the miserynet. He'll be up before 5 for another 18 hour world wide weep.

edit: 4:46am ... jesus
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 21:05, closed)

See.
Quarter to 12 your time till , well now - you guys have been wittering on about me.

Me - I had a wonderful sleep, thank you.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 17 Jul 2013, 21:46, closed)

HP was correct - 9 posts.
TOPTIP: You get 5 pages of much more fun and entertainment if you use -
b3ta.com/search/posts/72597?q=shambo&p=5.
& a paltry 13 posts if you use -
b3ta.com/search/posts/72597?q=shambolina

"*" is your little search friend.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 17 Jul 2013, 21:55, closed)

Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
Oh man. This is definitely my favourite fail of the month. Amazing.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 10:00, closed)

NOBODY IS UPSET HERE, WE'RE ALL FINE THANK YOU

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 14:39, closed)

If l33ting up (rather than being a n00b prick)
means being like you and pissing my strides 50-60 times a DAY, I'll pass on that.
cheers, m8!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 17 Jul 2013, 21:36, closed)