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As we haven't had a QOTW for a few weeks, thought we'd try something a little different. We'd like you to suggest phrases, bits of slang you know and you find amusing and give their definitions.

(, Fri 22 Jan 2016, 14:34)
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I am shitting on your penis
This means "hello" in Clevedon
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 15:44, 5 replies)
that is all
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 12:20, Reply)
how rude!
baba is Sheffield for shit (not very good)

my Mrs uses the expression wide-on, a female version of a hard-on.
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 11:31, 1 reply)
A humourous book based on British slang made by the Viz..

oh wait...

Edit - next thing you will be telling me theres a top tips!
(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 10:30, Reply)
he's had the whole world, in his mum

(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 10:07, 3 replies)
your mum

(, Wed 27 Jan 2016, 8:55, Reply)

(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 21:18, 1 reply)
'Eleanor Rigby's funeral'
A mutually unsatisfying sexual encounter.
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 20:01, Reply)
The Definitive Answer?
A dictionary of slang, jargon & cant embracing English, American, and Anglo-Indian slang, pidgin English, tinker's jargon, and other irregular phraseology. Compiled and edited by Albert Barrère and Charles G. Leland.
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 18:20, 1 reply)
To Irish ears
Does britain even have slang? Surely there's not enough time with watching the queen and drinking tea and all that lark? Maybe you have different names for your umbrellas like ones portable plastic rain displacement device?

I've also heard you's say "What what?" alot and "My good man Jeeves".

And dessert is called pudding despite it not being pudding.
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 15:59, 5 replies)
My daughter will grow up in Poland, but it's important for her to retain her British heritage
so I'll be using the following phrases to ensure she knows her Kentish roots:

Wotcha - Hello
Wotcha bin up to? - How are you?
Innit - I agree
Sweet as/safe - everything is working well
It's Xing its little heart out (insert verb at X) - it sounds like its broken
Shut it you tart - be quiet

This will ensure that she'll be able to forge a stronger relationship with her Britannic grandparents, and form the basis for the British Colony of Poland.
(, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 9:48, 1 reply)
If your significant other isn't feeling well in North America
Don't tell everyone she's gone for a lie down with a bit of a dicky tummy
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 11:40, 2 replies)
To Cry A Saltwater Pool Of Tears After Fingering Dogs
Pretty much this, right here. -__-
(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 7:38, Reply)
First thing in the morning I like to go for a So Solid Crew.

(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 6:04, 9 replies)
'Fuck a horse' is slang for 'Good Morning'

(, Mon 25 Jan 2016, 2:48, Reply)
As this place will end up in the near future.
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 23:56, Reply)
Wank wank wank wank wanky wank wank wank wank
It means having a wank or summat
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 23:12, 1 reply)
Alright you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot

(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 23:10, Reply)
you suck poo for biscuits.

(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 20:46, Reply)
shove it up your arse and fart it out of your cunt

(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 17:20, Reply)
Moribund Flebsite

(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 10:43, Reply)
Usually when high on chems, when one is going at it like Ray Mears lighting a fire, yet is unable to fire off a tadpole squadron.
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 22:55, 2 replies)
A drowned teddy
When having a quick glance back in the pan after a long sitting, your turds look like the submerged, lifeless limbs of a teddy bear.
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 20:49, Reply)
Curtis, interrupt us.
round my neck of the woods we would say 'she's brave n fonda the rodd' or ' she's con10 at the bul' , both meaning a lady who likes the coitus.
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 16:00, Reply)
Furry muff.

(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 12:18, 1 reply)
Juicing the sausage

(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 10:01, Reply)
Kidderminstered - to be in a state that is difficult to describe
Sally pulled down her pants revealing a pubic mound of neatly cropped black hair, shaven into the shape of a swastika
"Well?", she said. "What are you waiting for?"
"It's not like a don't want to, Sally", I said hesitating. "It's just I'm feeling a bit kidderminstered. Give me a minute and I'll be ready to go"
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 6:57, 4 replies)

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