can you make it so that replies can win pleaze?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 21:42, Reply)

Now that the Mods are no longer even pretending to care about cartoon kiddie porn
can the name of the site be changed to n0nce.com? Then us old-school, non-paedo regulars can set up a new b3ta that isn't overrun with teenage wannabe child rapists.

Ta.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:41, 7 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

can you just get rid of ignore 2.0 altogether and just have no ignore function?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 20:58, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Your question engine is fucked. It's asked a bunch of friendless autistic virgins to tell stories about stag nights.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 19:57, Reply)

Please can we have a weekly /talk challenge please

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 10:10, 10 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

make all the /talk posts go straight on the popular page so it looks like someone's enjoying reading them

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 22:41, Reply)

This site needs an enema.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:36, Reply)

Navigation buttons (next/prev) for QotW threads/answers
and a cancel button for the I Like This pop up window (like there is for Ignore) for us fat fingered phone users.
Do that and I'll be so happy I'll let you finger my dog*

*If you post me your finger.
( wakeupandsmellthebacon, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 15:03, Reply)

Can you put frank back in the sandbox please

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 11 Jan 2014, 1:02, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Image challenge entries etc
To have Facebook/Twitter etc share buttons. I am tired of downloading pics to upload to Facebook to claim as my own.
(McChinaman banned, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 17:59, 5 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

redesign frontpage to allow 600px wide images
400px is a bit tiny these days when even the smallest of monitors and laptops has at least a 1024px wide screen res (and I remember when 400px it was a huge improvement over what we had before).

And while we're at it, why not start a month-long compo to allow users to redesign the FP themselves to spec? I'll be happy to code it for free (HTML, CSS, Javascript and some PHP).
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 5:40, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Email users on their candles day to let them know.
Might encourage a few old users to come back, if only for a day.
( monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 19:08, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

can you reduce timeouts to such an extent that everyone who's on less than 10Gbps will get timeout errors and will have to refresh each page five or six times to get it to load
this will increase your pageviews and thus your income

true, it'll infuriate the users and make the site totally unusable, but who cares about the plebby uneducated users, the pageviews count above all else
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 31 Dec 2013, 1:00, Reply)

Can you make the site a bit, y'know, nicer?
Ta.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 29 Dec 2013, 22:30, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Increase GIF Sizes
Can you up the size of GIFs to something like 1-2Mb?

400Kb is a bit small for GIFs nowadays, especially as screen resolutions are constantly increasing and the vast majority of people have broadband now
( Sheep!, Sat 28 Dec 2013, 16:03, 9 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Can anybody who posts exclusively on qftw and constantly whines about the lack of fwuffywuffywoowoo have their accounts deleted before they go all Nobhelm on us. Ta.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 28 Dec 2013, 10:20, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Regarding ignore functions
Thanks to users 84237 & the Hellish Hedgehog for clearing up my misunderstandings about ignore.

It strikes me there is only one very obvious flaw with Ignore 2.0 - that it is subject to circumvention. In my opinion to make the system perfect, although 'logging out to view all comments' is something that can never be prevented for obvious reasons, the authentication system when a user re-logs in to reply to a post by a commenter who has blocked him/her CAN be improved - the system should reject the attempted reply.

It could be done relatively simply by simply referring to the parent post for every submitted post and checking the parent poster did not have the poster on ignore, or vice-versa

In order not to stifle the possibility of debate this should only be applied to 'parent posts' - iE prevent anyone who is blocked from directly replying to the blocker's posts, but dont prevent them replying to others' replies to those posts

I believe this is necessary and disagree with some analysis of the 'troll issue' as I can see a qualitative difference between comments on QOTWs of 2 years ago or more and those of today, with recently significantly stepped-up irrelevant criticism, posting of deliberately hurtful remarks, and undermining of anonymity. I joined this site after reading the historic QOTWs and wanting to be part of the society that created them. I have no desire to be part of a society based on the art of upsetting people.

Particularly with relation to a handful of users the principle purpose of their presence seems to be to post potentially hurtful remarks about other users. We've established the lack of moderatorial willpower to tackle this issue directly - give us the tools to tackle it properly ourselves.

C
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 18:41, 10 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

search is broken
and ignore
and Gaz
and the front page layout is dated
and the images chosen for the front page are pretty but dull as fuck
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 16 Nov 2013, 8:19, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

search is broken

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 23:04, Reply)

More kewl smileys and emoticons

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 18:51, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

"hide" buttons on /questions and /links

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 20 Oct 2013, 19:00, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Links
board that isn't youtube/vimeo/etc
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sat 19 Oct 2013, 20:28, Reply)

Can anyone who says 'have this roasted pea' have their face burnt off like Simon Weston please?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:35, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)