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Repent ye sinners - Tell us about a dreadful thing you've done that means you'll burn in hell.

(, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:02)
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Dear Sir,
How dare you! How very dare you! "QOTW" is a long established part of this website, some may even say its lifeblood. It also plays an important role in society by creating an environment for liars, rapists, sexual deviants, violent thugs, drug addicts and Honda Accord enthusiasts to tell their lurid tales and not bother the rest of us. I can only think that the people who perpetrated the heinous act of attempting humour, humour, are in fact "trolls," to use the common parlance. I am an avid shed enthusiast and looked forward to telling many exciting tales about the sheds I have owned over the years. During my service to the crown I was stationed in Zimbabwe and owned a large selection of sheds or, as the locals called them, "sheds". I hope you all get banned for ruining QOTW, I hope the good Lord himself casts you into the fiery pit for this disgraceful display of arrogance.

Good day!


Maj Gen Mark Morrisons Prison Shoes (ret)
(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:47, 21 replies)
In my day we'd have had them rounded up and shot.
Appalling the sense of entitlement the youth of today carry. BRING BACK NATIONAL SERVICE.


Capitaine d'Escadrone Pierre du Kroné
(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:56, closed)
I didn't fight in three world wars to be replied to by a frenchman!

(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:58, closed)
I didn't stand by watching two world wars
to be condescended to by a damned dirty ros bif
(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:03, closed)
I didn't stand on the deck of a warship laughing and drinking rum
while we shelled a french fleet in harbour to be called condescending by a damn frog!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:06, closed)
I didn't spend six years in the last war in a minor advisory post
in the Vichy government, quaffing wine with Schutzstaffel officers in order to have my country's Navy insulted by the likes of you, sir!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:13, closed)
I didn't call that bounder Charles De Gaulle
a frog munching, troll faced, worse than hitler, lanky, cunt faced poofter to have my glorious naval career questioned by a communist like you!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:17, closed)
And Charles de Gaulle, sir, didn't replace every one of the French colonial soldiers
with more ironically camera friendly lantern-jawed white chaps on his triumphant return to Paris, so that guttersnipes like you could call him a poof!

Zut alors, I've a mind to go on strike!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:22, closed)
A typical French attitude!
If you'd have spent more time firing your little pop guns than sitting on the maginot line on strike because the wine wasn't room temperature then we wouldn't have left you out of our glorious victory at Dunkirk!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:26, closed)
That's it, it's ALL OUT WAR
Now, if you would be so kind, direct me to the nearest bar so that I might commence collaberation.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:30, closed)
If you'll kindly sign this document we'll have you processed in no time.
Should only take about two or three months.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:32, closed)
Did you two write 'allo 'allo?

(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:13, closed)

(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 9:56, closed)
I remember when I was stationed in Indja.
I had a shed that could have housed twelve families of locals! The young lad who looked after the gardens cut his hand off. Had to have him put down. Terrible shame.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:00, closed)
I don't get it.

(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:01, closed)
hahahaha! classic monty!

(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:05, closed)
Rory 50p
(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:12, closed)
actually, do you mind if we don't?

(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:17, closed)
Battered was the kindest, most gentle soul on here. He once gave me his last 10p to buy some polos just because I was hungry.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:21, closed)
nah, he's a prick. soz.

(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 10:22, closed)
Rhodesia, surely

(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:38, closed)
what are you, a remmie?

(, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 19:28, closed)

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