Roasted pea
Back in the day I used to work in a proper locals boozer on a housing estate.

As you can imagine it was frequented by the usual array of wankers and cunts.

The only way to last more than a month working there was to give us good as you get, so I decided that the best way to do this would be to take a horrific revenge on the biggest bellend in the pub.

My method of choice was to drop an otter into his "usual" pint of guiness, which i was able to nestle just below the head.

I still laugh now when I think of his face when the realisation hit as the bum cigar touched the end of his nose, and positively chuckle when I remember him vomiting massive amounts of guiness and chips around the bar and in the toilets.

Happy times.
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:08, 6 replies)

Is this about poo,
or wildlife?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:15, closed)

Lovely poo
Have you never released an otter into the porcelain wilderness of a Sunday morning?
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:18, closed)

I always think It's an Otter
But it turns out to be a mink, the dirty foreign bastards.
(Shamelesspendant Better dead then smeg., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:19, closed)

they slide out
easier due to the sleek pelt.

You've really got to force an otter at first.
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:23, closed)

I forced
an otter to do terrible things, I could see the horror in it's black beady eyes.
(Shamelesspendant Better dead then smeg., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 15:24, closed)

Ferret on Otter porn is the future.

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 18:52, closed)