I think trolls for lols is a bit much.
I would say trolls for pity and to feel worth in an otherwise sad and bleak life is more apt for rory our pet spastic.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 7:53, 1 reply)

he's a real life lawyer with a property business.
So I doubt the bleak and sad life bit.

Soz.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 8:17, closed)

Seeing the amount of time he spends here
spouting his impotent vitriol - business can't be *that* good.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 8:25, closed)

I thought you had me on ignore?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 8:48, closed)

Too many syllables for him to read.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:39, closed)

Or, he's just going straight for the 'grass you up to your boss for being silly on the the internet' route.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:43, closed)

Wha?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:54, closed)

Or, perhaps, he's THAT good he doesn't need to put the hours in?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:34, closed)

This is Rory Lyon we're talking about.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:54, closed)

A
Property business eh? Didn't someone mention he was Irish??!
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 9:49, closed)

Me too - AND I'm an astronaut!


And a fireman.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:52, closed)

So this is his second account.
Hi rory. *Waves*


Lawyer hahahahahahahaahahahahhahaaah Thank you so much for that little gem.


*Wipes tear from eye*
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:04, closed)

I'm not a second account. Soz bbz.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:07, closed)

Your arse kissing says otherwise.
Honey bunny.

Although his mum hasn't been on for a while defending his disabilities.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:10, closed)

I'm kissing nobody's arse.
Why would I bother? Rory takes the piss out of uptight pricks on here who take B3ta way too seriously. If you didn't cry about it it wouldn't be funny.

I have a dead mum too, but don't take this place seriously, hence no hectoring from Mr Lyon.

I think you pricks need to shit off back to your SFX subscriptions and Muse CDs and realise two very important things:

This is a comedy website

If you don't like a poster's contributions, put them on ignore.

Hope this helps.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:19, closed)

I think you need to stop being such a cry baby and try and relax on here more rory.
Your second account fools no-one as you temper tantrums on a comedy website shows you to be the usual retarded mess.

Seriously try and relax and enjoy b3ta.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:22, closed)

the best you can do is accuse me of being Rory's second account?
*golf clap*
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:26, closed)

*Golf Clap* I see your are pulling out the generic angry troll responses.

You really are too stressed and unoriginal for this site.

plumdozer = wah wah wah
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:27, closed)

I'm not in the least bit angry.
I'm amused that someone took time out to write a poem about another site user.

Kudos for not descending to the level of a patronising response, and some top level bellending.

EDIT- nice ninja skillz.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:30, closed)

I am amused your last few replies have been such an angry mess.
The second account really is lame and if it isn't then to be such a needy prick to suck up to rory and pretend he is a lawyer is funny in a sad pathetic way.



*Awaits generic angry troll response.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:33, closed)

I'm not sucking up and I am not in the least bit angry, why would I be?
And there's no pretence.

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news etc etc.

Nice as well how you automatically assume that someone disagreeing with you must be a troll, rather than someone who just disagrees with you.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:44, closed)

Wah wah wah.

Get rid of that anger and enjoy b3ta.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:48, closed)

I am always baffled by people who get upset by people taking the piss on a website based around irreverent, often bad-taste, humour.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:38, closed)

I know.
I must be arse kissing you here AB, it's either take TMT's side or be a needy, brownnosing prick. It's impossible to conceive that there could be a middle ground.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:41, closed)

See, the thing is - I don't really believe that Rory's mum sucks cock on the dockside for money. I would go so far as to place money on the fact that this is not the case. I am merely taking the piss, in the same manner as Rory was with all his "mum" jokes. You are getting upset, rather than simply using the ignore button on posts you dislike, as you have suggested others should do. You really don't need to be getting angry about this.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:45, closed)

Don't worry with AB he is too busy with his country and western nowadays.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:48, closed)

Really? That must look like a Milky Bar advert.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:49, closed)

It was 'some cunt from Preston' you cloth-eared wanker.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:58, closed)

Hp defending trolling on QOTW.
The internet has come full circle ladies and gentlemen.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:49, closed)

Too true, plum go and cry it out.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:47, closed)

Yeah, coz constantly abusing people is humour and slagging off their qotw contributions is just taking the piss innit. Clearly everyone shares your vision, and the fact the place is down to a few dozen regulars who largely post nonsense is due to the weather.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 21:49, closed)

A lawyer?
Must be Charles Carreon.
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 12:12, closed)