1:Highly Inflammable: Does it burn or not??

2:People who use the word "Yum,Yummy or Scrummy ...how old are you FFS??!!!

3:Any "Txt spk" in a normal situation where space constraints don't apply...use grammar you moron!

4:What the Fuck is a "comfort break"? It sounds a tad pervy to me!

5:"Lowest common denominator" in other words Who's the thick Twat then?

6:"Levels of expectation"

7:A personal favourite: "Oppositional Defiant Disorder" and "Challenging Behaviour" ...In other words your a Twat and need a slap.

8: ADHD..Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder...In other words your a special twat with a sensitivity to artificial colourings and preservatives and still need a slap.

9: "For your Comfort and Safety CCTV is operational within this store"...MY Comfort and Safety!! Do you know how paranoid I get knowing that you are watching my every move in your establishment?

10: "This vehicle is limited to 56MPH by Law" What Law says that?? Oh and why have you passed me on the A1 doing 85MPH in the outside lane?

11:South Yorkshire Police's Motto: "Justice with Courage" which is so fatuous it breaks my heart.
(frightfullybored, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:50, 18 replies)

So am I not allowed to sing Strawberry Pancake then?

( Bob Todd whee, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:51, closed)

There's quite a strong argument for using the phrase
"Mmmmm ... lovely, lovely burgers ... " though.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 16:52, closed)

South Yorkshire Police's motto
Justice with Courage... In other words, we smile when we hit you.

The biggest waste of public money in the county. Public Relations for South Yorkshire Police makes the half arsed attempt at regeneration in Rotherham look like a complete success!
(libraryboy Cheer up, you could be french!, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 17:08, closed)

This seems strangely familiar

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 17:11, closed)

Someone doesn't know how to use the edit button.

( Bob Todd whee, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 17:25, closed)

you couild be right
(frightfullybored, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 17:37, closed)

Comfort Break
Really means five minutes for a piss, but you can't put that on a meeting agenda.
( Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 17:52, closed)

European law...
Says that any vehicle over 3.5 tonnes must be speed limited to 90Kph, which is 56mph. It's supposed to be the most fuel efficient speed for the trucks to run at as well as reducing the risks of tyre blowouts. Still bloody annoying when one truck overtakes another on a three lane motorway though.
(Puddle of Sugar was still wallpapering on, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 17:55, closed)

Though some of them....
...have limiters that only kick in after a few seconds. If you're prepared to turn the engine off and on again rather a lot, you can get a big truck up to 80-something. So I hear, anyway.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:24, closed)

No 100 km/h is 56 mph
(frightfullybored, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:01, closed)

and its not the Law
(frightfullybored, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:10, closed)

*belm*
www.dft.gov.uk/pgr/roadsafety/speedmanagement/vanspeedlimits
The [...] vehicles that are required to have a speed limiter are those which were registered after 30th September 2001 and have a gross design weight of over 3.5 tonnes.

Please shut the fuck up, you're embarrassing yourself.
( Bob Todd whee, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:03, closed)

Okay, 'shut the fuck up' was harsh.
It just grinds my gears when people maintain they're correct without bothing to do a simple google search which would show they're wrong.
( Bob Todd whee, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:06, closed)

Your calculator's broken
www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en-GB&q=56+mph+in+kph
( Bob Todd whee, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:00, closed)

Inflammable
means that something will ignite easily.

Although this is no longer used much as it confuses Americans and dumb people.
(champagnerocker, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:02, closed)

and flammable?
(frightfullybored, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:01, closed)

Means it can catch fire (but not necessarily easily).

( Bob Todd whee, Thu 8 Apr 2010, 20:00, closed)

Comfort break
I'd love to dare anyone who hears these words in in a meeting to say loudly "Thank fuck for that. I've had a hard-on/wide-on (as appropriate) since we started. I'm off for a wank"
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:48, closed)