
Marketing bollocks, buzzword bingo, or your mum saying "fudge" when she really wants to swear like a trooper. Let's ride the hockey stick curve of this top hat product, solutioneers.
Thanks to simbosan for the idea
( , Thu 8 Apr 2010, 13:13)
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It's the visual equivalent of nails on a chalkboard for me, and twice as annoying when done in conversation in person. Of course, the upside to someone doing it in person is that I have a real opportunity to smack them instead of just wishing I could.
( , Thu 8 Apr 2010, 17:58, 15 replies)

It's that or they're just thick as two planks.
( , Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:16, closed)

It said: 'James that's not funny lol'. I very nearly said something I was so riled.
( , Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:03, closed)

That's exactly the kind of thing that sets my teeth on edge! It's a bit pleasing to know I'm not the only one.
( , Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:14, closed)

Fucking hate how it's just used without thinking.
"Comin rite ova m8!!! lol"
( , Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:22, closed)

It makes me dream of the time when it's finally possible to slap people through the internet.
( , Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:07, closed)

Chalkboard. It's not made of chalk. Mind you it's not made of black either. I'll get my coat.
( , Thu 8 Apr 2010, 18:19, closed)

'Modern versions are often green or brown and are thus sometimes called a greenboard or brownboard instead.'
Surely, 'brownboard' has some joke potential.
( , Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:09, closed)

It's simply a bloody blackboard.
Yes, even the ones that aren't black. So what? Blackboard is the name for it.
( , Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:05, closed)

I was sure this attempt at cleverness would happen in the first three responses.
( , Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:05, closed)

( , Thu 8 Apr 2010, 19:20, closed)

It's like telling my sister 'Oh, we're out of coffee!' -- even if she didn't want any before, now it's all she can think about.
( , Thu 8 Apr 2010, 21:49, closed)
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