Please let passengers off the train before boarding
It's not the actual phrase that annoys me, it makes perfect sense..

What annoys me is that it seems to be universally* ignored. Arse holes.

*by universally, I mean on the Tube
(mejt, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:24, 5 replies)

I had a crack at someone for trying to get on before anyone had got off the tube the other day.
I stood right in front of them, forcing them back off onto the platform, and said "Really - what are you thinking, you dolt?!"

Bloody idiots.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:33, closed)

you need
a snowplough like device that you can hang off your shoulders so it scoops people aside as you disembark
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:52, closed)

I like to walk straight through the mouth-breathers that try to board at the exact moment that I'm stood by the door trying to get off. Barge them out of the way if they don't have sufficient brain cells to know that they should step aside.
(Plumstix has been spying on you since, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:00, closed)

arrrghhhh... I see that sort of idiocy all the time.
bloody hell is that annoying.

Also, people whos oyster card has failed to swipe properly, and then proceed to stand there reswiping it 20 times in the hope it will work.

try it once more, then move out of the stall and retry in a few moments.
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:11, closed)

Do what I do
Just shout "wahoo! Stage dive!" and throw yourself into them. They tend to move pretty swiftly.
(jamesthegill opens new tabs with his scroll wheel, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 21:38, closed)