my nan...
whilst being awesome, has the habit of calling any condiment at the table "jizzum". the day of being able to shout "IT MEANS SPERM!!" has passed, this has been going on for years. what's worse is that my parents just think this is another of her odd words, and also don't realise IT MEANS SPERM.
(professoryaffle, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 17:44, 7 replies)

Your Nan
I have this mental picture of your nan at a happy family meal asking some poor confused waiter for some jizzum on her chips.
(jvz, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 17:47, closed)

My brother has managed to convince my nan
that "cracking one off" means doing a trump. So now if she suspects bum burps, she asks, without irony, "have you just cracked one off?"
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 21:04, closed)

HAHAHHA!!

I wonder if I can persuade my mum about that.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 21:47, closed)

My mum
uses "hard on" to mean sound asleep.
(kitescreech still here, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 21:36, closed)

I'm not sure I want to know about your dad's seduction technique, then.

( flake has nothing against your right leg, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 21:56, closed)

Maybe your nan likes a bit of gentleman's relish on her food.

( flake has nothing against your right leg, Sat 10 Apr 2010, 21:56, closed)

Don't you think it would be great....
... if you nan actually knew what it meant and used it to see what your reaction would be.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 17:47, closed)