abbreviations of people's full names
e.g. SuBo, Jedward, R-Patz

if you don't have time to pronounce someone's full name, i have no time for you. now suck my b-ollokz.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:22, 5 replies)

Don't forget couples
"Bennifer," "Brangelina," and such.

To take off the distaste, I think of Braun and Hitler bein refered to as "Evadolph"

Romiet for Romeo and Juliet?
Evam for Eve and Adam?
Bonyde for Bonnie and Clyde?
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 17:32, closed)

But as someone on "have I got news for you" last week pointed out, no one does this for Pete Doherty.
(WOGAN'S WIG FIXER, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 20:39, closed)

Curses, you beat me to it.
(Draco Rattus ate all the pies on, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:16, closed)

Someone also did it in Viz
At least 10 months earlier
(unclestinky, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 23:06, closed)

This coming from "Lt." Shinysides :D

( Richard Shitheels, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 21:59, closed)