Fat girls referring to themselves as "Curvy"
Marilyn Monroe was curvy, you're fat. You ate too many cakes. There is nothing cute about your look.

I have recently tried the whole online dating thing. You can tell the fat ones as they don't have a profile picture and state they are 'curvy'. It gets even more ridiculous when you find a rare one that does have a picture. I can see from the picture that there is one continuous curve to your figure and really, you are not curvy, you are spherical.
( more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:24, 21 replies)

I know they're lying...
But, perhaps, people could look past "fat" and try and get to know other -- you know? Actually talk and get to know personalities?
If you're looking for a shag then a few hundred will get you a whorehouse trip to Amsterdam, if you're looking for "love" (whatever that is) then what the fuck does it matter what she looks like?
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:44, closed)

Interesting and entirely logical point of view...
...but, if we all shagged people on the sole criteria of personality, wouldn't we all be bisexual and forever shagging our friends?
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:46, closed)

Not nessy-scarily...
There is such a thing as Sexual attraction also, of course, but some of the stick-thin types out there hardly look fecund. There again, I'm asuming that one is searching for a relationship and, also, someone to procreate with -- which brings me back to my point about whores.
BTW I am not puritanical and I'm pro-whore -- I just think people are too hung up on apearance(vested interest, I'm am ugly guy).
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:10, closed)

Except
I don't like to have sex with unattractive women
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 8:39, closed)

Voluptuous sounds better!!
(the_icks has the sweet essence of giraffe, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 18:50, closed)

voluptuous
means "very fat"

see also:
bubbly = "fat and loud"
large (or larger) lady = "enormously fat"
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:54, closed)

"Cuddly" - What a load of bollocks!
( NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:03, closed)

You know that sharp whistle-in-reverse thing mechanics do when they're about to deliver an expensive estimate?
Your post made me do one of them. I suggest you deploy anti-heffer ordnance, fast.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:27, closed)

At what point
does curvy become fat?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:41, closed)

When she starts seeing strangler's ligature marks from her bra-straps.

(blueberrypossum wants to Jaffa your Cake, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 19:53, closed)

After the honeymoon!!

(the_icks has the sweet essence of giraffe, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 20:57, closed)

haha

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 10:48, closed)

When the body-fat encroaches on the host's personality, and causes her to loudly insist she's a "real woman" at every available opportunity.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:20, closed)

Yeah
and people who like thin women are secretly gay. Don't forget that one
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:39, closed)

Or paedophiles.
Trust me, I haven't.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 0:35, closed)

To be fair, a lot of these dating sites dont actually give you much choice with their body shape options thing. You'd have to actually say "I'm a gargantuan landmass of overweight blubber" in your profile.

I'm fat myself, and have on occasion looked at online dating sites, but can never be arsed to pay to join them.

Edit: And no, I would never describe myself as either cuddly, voluptuous or curvy.
(Freakmandu, Mon 12 Apr 2010, 22:07, closed)

I think after the controversy and dicussion, I should clarify
...I don't mind curvy in the true sense. I don't like stick thin. I like a bit of 'meat on the bones'. I think a few curves are nice and natural and a bit of skin hanging off a skeleton are horrible.

I agree on the personality thing as well. I don't rule out fat people, but I do rule out the dishonest and those that don't actually accept their own appearance.

As far as online dating goes, I like my outdoor activities such as cycling, skiing, walking in the hills, camping and rock climbing. I want somebody who can appreciate at least one of those activities and come and join me. This does tend to rule out people of a certain size as somebody I could see myself spending time getting to know! I would hope that after a few dates, I could take my 'potential partner to be' along on a trip to enjoy the great outdoors. If they want to huff and puff up the high street to burger king, they're not really my type!!
( more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 23:19, closed)

I like my outdoor activities such as cycling, skiing, walking in the hills, camping and rock climbing masturbating in public spaces.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Apr 2010, 23:49, closed)

'Bubbly' is another good one

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 8:38, closed)

zany
= madder than a box of frogs blended with five pints of pure insanity.
(Falco, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:26, closed)

No no no no!!! Zany =
incredibly dull, but occasionally quotes a phrase from an obscure comedy show they saw a while ago, but when nobody responds to the reference, will claim to be 'mad' (like the 'you don't have to be mad to work here but it helps' posters). See also Colin from the Harry Enfield show.
( more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Tue 13 Apr 2010, 23:20, closed)