Juice Drink
Is it Juice? if so then it is a drink surely?
( ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:58, 7 replies)

Here, have this refeshing glass of
poisonberry juice.

It's juice, so it must be a drink.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 16:58, closed)

never had a juice lolly?

( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:01, closed)

I sometimes make
sexy juice. Does she drink it?

Does she fuck...
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:02, closed)

Lemon juice
Used in recipes, not so much as a drink.
(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:52, closed)

Don't want none of that 'Juice' gimme 'grape drink!'
There ain't no vitamins in that shit....Mmm it's purple!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuTjQLfU6Gk
(Moominator missing the good stuff cos' the swear filter is on, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 17:54, closed)

Well, no
'Juice drink' is juice diluted down with lots of water and with added sugar, as opposed to proper actual pure juice. So there.
(tomegranate, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 18:32, closed)

It allows the manufacturer
to give the illusion of delicious healthy goodness whilst adding plenty of unpleasant adulterants. I seem to recall vegetable oil appearing in the small print of Sunny Delight. Mind you that shit could survive a nuclear strike.
(unclestinky, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 22:03, closed)