Acting as a Call Centre as Such.
Following copious amounts of Mad Dog 20/20 and Strongbow, we used to randomly phone people up out of the phone book with the surname of "Wall"

Ring Ring
"Hello"
If a lady answers***

"Is Mr Wall there?"
"No"
"Is Miss Wall there?"
"No"

"Is Master Wall there?"

"There is no Master Wall"

"WHAT THE FUCK IS HOLDING YOUR HOUSE TOGETHER THEN?"



Cue us laughing uncontrollably for hours on end

***If a bloke answered, Danny used to shit it and put the phone down.

Good Times.
(hoogie Original Cunt Horse Author, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:29, 14 replies)

That word again
I'd prefer to baseball bat you laughing rather than cue you laughing.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:32, closed)

There's probably some long-winded explanation for your outrage
but in the context of the post above, the OP uses the word 'cue' correctly:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cue_%28theatrical%29

www.answers.com/topic/cue

He's using the well-worn trope of a scene cutting to him and his friend laughing uncontrollably at the events which just transpired. This in no way endorses his affection for Honda Accords though.
( chart cat has an itch, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 7:30, closed)

I believe
His outrage is caused by too much excessive overuse of said word.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 9:08, closed)

^
This is correct.
It's such an awful, overused word on here.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 13:01, closed)

done that before
However I finished with

'is there any walls there?'

*long pause*

'...i'll go check'
(Lord Chode, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:37, closed)

"are there ANY walls there"
HA - THATS THE PUNCHLINE.

FUCK SOCKS.

OH WELL
(hoogie Original Cunt Horse Author, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 16:23, closed)

This makes no sense
The "punchline" (if you can call it that) only works if you ask "Are there any Walls there?" and get the answer "No", but you've deliberately called the Wall household...
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 15:47, closed)

ok ok, so it wasnt perfect, but you get the theme. We were "well drunk" :)
:(
(hoogie Original Cunt Horse Author, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 16:22, closed)

Needs more Honda Accord

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 17:25, closed)

zzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzz
(hoogie Original Cunt Horse Author, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:14, closed)

My
name is Mr Wall, and I've never had that phone call yet.
(Xstopher, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 17:38, closed)

*dials*
"Hello, is Mr Wall there?"
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 18:06, closed)

Did you ever take your Honda out Cruzin' when you and your mates were all boozed up?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 18:23, closed)

i dont drink drive.
just mow smack heads down.

:)
(hoogie Original Cunt Horse Author, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:13, closed)