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The Eightball Says Yes wimpers, "Waiting for a bus on Upper Street, Islington twenty years ago I was approached by a very old and very potty woman. She must have been 80.
"She was licking her lips salaciously and saying 'fuck me, fuck me.' She then lifted her skirt to show me her fanny. I looked, I ran, I wish I could rinse my mind out, but the image remains."

Tell us and the internet what you cannot unsee

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 13:42)
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(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 12:52, 39 replies)
bag of fools

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 13:04, closed)


(McChinaman banned, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 13:53, closed)
This was in Private Eye three weeks ago.

(I helped save b3ta! CharlesDexterWard no rush eh, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 17:20, closed)
Oh boy
As a Mirror reader, I welcome this news. It means I now only have to visit ONE site to see what's being recycled from Buzzfeed's recycled content!
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 18:31, closed)
Hahaha
"As a Mirror reader, they might as well just show me some brightly-coloured shapes for five minutes a day."
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 14:52, closed)
We all know the sort of shape that you're interested in.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:14, closed)
Nice one.

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:18, closed)
No wonder everyone thinks you're a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:23, closed)
Good.

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:30, closed)
^upset

(exB3tatroll, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:44, closed)
Did you have to post exactly the same thing on UsVsTh3m as well Neil?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:11, closed)
I'm not coming up with new shit for either of these places

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:12, closed)
When I first saw this post, I thought it was a joke.
I only just found out it wasn't; which makes it much funnier.

The Mirror? For people who'd like to read the Guardian but find it too challenging.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:41, closed)

replace the mirror with usvsth3m and guardian with buzzfeed.. nailed it!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 12:31, closed)
maybe Rob Manual will go back to caring about b3ta now

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:57, closed)
ahahaha no

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:19, closed)
Not whilst he's still got children to finger.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:35, closed)
dog children

(Guy Debord cette mauvaise réputation..., Mon 2 Mar 2015, 20:56, closed)
"classic material"

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:17, closed)
:-(

(SlantedScience, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 0:08, closed)
Hey, m8
don't mock my employers. They pay me minimum wage to create GIFs in Photoshop.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 9:26, closed)
"opinions"
I hope those opinions chime with the editorial slant of the Mirror. Life might be a bit awkward if they were ever at odds with their corporate paymasters.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:52, closed)
It explains why everything has been so left wing around here for a while.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 10:58, closed)
To be fair, b3ta has always been broadly left-of-centre.
Except /links, of course, which is like a fucking BNP rally these days.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 3 Mar 2015, 11:03, closed)
b3ta.com is everyone's first choice for an informed view of the current political climate.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 11:21, closed)
If b3ta.com has a fault,
it's that sometimes the political commentary is just a bit too clever and well-informed for plebs like me to comprehend.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 3 Mar 2015, 11:30, closed)
oh lol
Impeccable timing to rebrand as mirror.co.uk/UsVsTh3m
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 3 Mar 2015, 12:57, closed)
As long as Rob's happy with his paymaster
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/hacking-by-mirror-worse-than-at-murdoch-papers-9996698.html
(I helped save b3ta! Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:32, closed)
'“widespread and habitual” nature of voicemail hacking at Mirror Group'
Still, should be good for quite a few clickbait articles, right?
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 3 Mar 2015, 13:55, closed)
They can make a hilarious flash game that involves being a Mirror reporter and seeing how many phones you can hack in one minute.

(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:43, closed)
^^^^

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 15:28, closed)
Haha
I hope their hilarious game creator spots this
(I helped save b3ta! Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Wed 4 Mar 2015, 18:21, closed)
Rob has a time machine and has traveled back to 1999?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:43, closed)
As long as, upon arrival, he does the honourable thing and kills himself.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 14:48, closed)

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