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The Eightball Says Yes wimpers, "Waiting for a bus on Upper Street, Islington twenty years ago I was approached by a very old and very potty woman. She must have been 80.
"She was licking her lips salaciously and saying 'fuck me, fuck me.' She then lifted her skirt to show me her fanny. I looked, I ran, I wish I could rinse my mind out, but the image remains."

Tell us and the internet what you cannot unsee

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 13:42)
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Doing your job!
Tell us of a time when you've either succeeded or failed at completing simple tasks that you're expected to do for others, usually for some sort of remuneration.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:05, 16 replies)
Your mum did a job for me last night in exchange for 15p

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:16, closed)
Did she undercoat your Space Marines?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:37, closed)
proper lol.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Mar 2015, 14:50, closed)
I do hope this isn't an **v** reference

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:24, closed)
It was meant as a reference to whichever idiot on here fancied themselves as a PUA, and liked to subjugate bushes.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:01, closed)
Oh, I assumed it was something about shoving toys up fannies, I do apologise

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 19:00, closed)
As the sole member, and president, of the emvee fan club,
I'm not allowed to insult his glamour photography.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 19:47, closed)
Sorry, I can't talk about that
because I work for MI6 and there's all sorts of secret shit that goes on that you don't even know about.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:38, closed)
Hogwash!
I work for the NSA and I know all you do at "work" all day is browse the internet and check out the hot chick, who may or may not be a lesbian, who works in translation.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 15:59, closed)
Ok, putting you on ignore

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:06, closed)
hidden features of ignore 2.0, #378
blocks the NSA from reading your posts
(Guy Debord cette mauvaise réputation..., Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:57, closed)
Right, you too
*ignores*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:40, closed)
Is there an ignore 1.0, or is that just the old fashioned way?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 20:51, closed)
I'm sorry, I couldn't read that because of ignoring

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Fri 6 Mar 2015, 11:38, closed)

Fuck off back to mumsnet.
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 5 Mar 2015, 21:15, closed)

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