b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Caught! » Post 748199 | Search
This is a question Caught!

MJPerry asks: Masturbating, stealing, making the cat dance... when did someone catch you doing something you wanted to remain secret?

(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:01)
Pages: Popular, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

« Go Back

The lovely Jessie was always pretending to spot something behind me...
...and using the distraction to steal some of my food/sweets/beer/whatever.

It was a standing joke between us, mainly because I always fell for it.

One Sunday we were in a Chinese restaurant, and she suddenly exclaimed "Ah, that's why those fish look weird, they're sucker fish!"

I craned my neck and looked at the fish tank. Unable to see any "sucker fish" and also hurting my neck from the angle, I swivelled round on my seat.

"I can't see any su..." my words died off as I turned back round just in time to see Jess giggling like a loon and dropping the scalding hot Szechuan king prawn she'd just stolen, not realising that it was going to burn her mouth.

We laughed lots at that... I realise it's lost something in the retelling.

Fuck I miss her...
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 18:56, 17 replies)
*inadequate hugs*

(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:11, closed)
I would imagine it's missing the silly little things that hurt the most : (

(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:17, closed)
i've got something in my eye
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:23, closed)
I can totally imagine that, naughty minx
What's that over there?
*clicks "I like this" while you're not looking*
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:51, closed)
Sorry to hear that mate
Just got back from a funeral. Fantastic bloke who loved riding round on an old beemer motorbike. Diagnosed with liver cancer (after months of being given antacids etc for his sore stomach), gone in 2 weeks.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:52, closed)

Clicky for good story.
Man hugs for your loss.
{{{Professor Kenny Martin}}}
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 20:29, closed)
Aww man.
sniff.... click.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:20, closed)
Remembering someone giggling like a loon
Is a good memory to have
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:23, closed)
Massive hugs,
a tear, and a click.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 21:51, closed)
i'm going to cheer you up by robbing you :)
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 22:12, closed)
then hugs!
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:24, closed)
Anyone who loses someone close to them
will agree that it's the small idiosyncrasies that you don't realise you miss until they are gone are the hardest things to deal with.

You will never lose those memories, and it is vital to keep them close. It won't stop hurting, sadly. But it will get easier.

Big hugs and a click though mister.
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:32, closed)
Words feel so meaningless when you have lost so much.
I hope that your pain heals and the happy memories stay with you forever.
Until then, hugs.
I hope that you are surrounded by those who love and care for you.

Funny story and a clicky for you.
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:34, closed)
I'll come and steal
the food from your plate if it helps at all.
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:29, closed)
You're drinking my beer!
Quoth my brother one time. I was driving home later and so was on lemonade but out of habit had absentmindedly picked up the beer in front of me. Well and truly caught on that one.

We lost him a little over 3 years ago but it's the moments like those that you never forget and which make you smile and ache at the same time.

You have the thoughts of many here.
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:33, closed)
I still have my father's screwdrivers.

Can't use them. Too many memories of being a wee kiddy and dad helping me take the back off something.

You get all the big strong manly hugs you want.
(, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:48, closed)
memories of those little things are so imprtant
(, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 22:26, closed)

« Go Back

Pages: Popular, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1