shit in a lift
i once took a dump in a ferrys lift between harwich to hook of holland. have you ever tried to find a toilet on a ferry in the maze of corridors?
as soon as the doors opened someone walked in, and i walked out.
a perfectly laid log on the lifts floor..
(slipmatt Thats sooper dooper, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 8:01, 18 replies)

You filthy fuck.

( Richard Shitheels, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 8:17, closed)

+1
cuntact
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 8:38, closed)

Really?
What a fucking disgusting, selfish, thoughtless thing to do.
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:18, closed)

and probably a lie.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:03, closed)

I hope so.
But I have had the misfortune of using a lift (in a tower block in south london) that someone had shat in the corner of. No amount of Glade 'Touch and Fresh' could've made that smell of lavender.
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:44, closed)

Dirty cunt.
.
(robbersdog, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:28, closed)

If only there was some kind of recognisable universal symbol for toilets allowing you to easily find the public conveniences.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:42, closed)

hahahaha
splutter. Yes indeed.
( rofl harris, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:09, closed)

That's pretty sexy
wanna fuck?
( broadsword w⚓, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 9:55, closed)

this story is shit... truly
were you being bum fucked by a sailor in the engine room
(likeajackhammer, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:00, closed)

with unexpected sexy results?

( mongychops, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:02, closed)

he's put an ellipse at the end...
I wonder if this is going to be continued next week...

possibly with him having penetrative sex with the super model who entered the lift
(likeajackhammer, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:08, closed)

Ellipsis,
not 'ellipse':
That suggests that he's been drawing shapes in it.
^{(which wouldn't surprise me)}
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:42, closed)

It's a good thing you didn't take the plane.
Of course, a plane wouldn't have had parking facilities for your Honda Accord.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:30, closed)

HIS Honda Accord would have sprouted wings and a jet engine

(likeajackhammer, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 10:46, closed)

Urgh!
Harwich?! You should have done the shit there. Spruce the place up a bit.
( itsthebttower, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:53, closed)

Was the perfectly laid log
you by any chance, as the guy who walked in decked you for being a fucking vagrant?
(DEADLINK 's head is spinning like a child in a tumble dryer, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:47, closed)

well desperate times call for desperate measures I guess. Still , I hope you made very effort to clean it up afters.
(kenzillion, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 19:06, closed)