Took me twenty years to realise I was bored of drinking every night, so hit it on the head last year
I didn't have a drop for about eight months at which point I thought I was bored livid of being sober, so went to the pub and really enjoyed a couple of pints, then went home. Did this a few times and realised I could drink without guzzling. Great!

What I didn't realise was what I had inadvertently done by having a long break was loose 'the thirst' where you can't stop once you've started. So now I can go to a pub, have a pint or two and leave, with no desire/thirst for any more. I now actually find the prospect of going for a session a turn off.
( Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 15:30, 28 replies)

I really like alcohol.
Without it all the ghastly commoners might realise just how shit their miserable lives are and that would cause problems.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 15:33, closed)

you should reward yourself with a tacky badge or something

(well that went better than expected, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 15:43, closed)

Bet you have loads of badges.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 15:44, closed)

I've got grolsch tops tied into my fluorescent shoelaces if that counts?

(well that went better than expected, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 15:46, closed)

Sexy as fuck
as some may say
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 16:00, closed)

dunno what sort of cunt would say that

(well that went better than expected, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 19:48, closed)

fuck off

(macroscian (1 like), Thu 2 Oct 2014, 18:10, closed)

i like loosing my thirst on a Saturday when I go crazy, like a victorious Viking
Fucking LOSE not LOOSE
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 15:44, closed)

thirst
bowels
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 16:06, closed)

Nah, YM pays extra for that.
(Oh no, a YM joke - this place is shit and full of troll wankers)
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 16:08, closed)

Both work.
I think "loose" is a little more poetic in this situation.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 19:42, closed)

I beg to differ. loose the thirst, I take to mean as unbridled binge drinking. where as he meant lose.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 21:16, closed)

^this^ is how I read it.

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 1:57, closed)

I gave up drinking for a whole month once.
It was shit. I don't recommend it.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 16:26, closed)

well done
sincerely
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 16:28, closed)

I gave up both alcohol and caffeine for Lent one year.
By the end of it I felt like I was stoned, as even the most mundane things were making me laugh hysterically.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 16:39, closed)

Congratulations on being a functional adult.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 17:11, closed)

I
only drink lager now. No spirits for me.
(yeswehavenopasties, Thu 2 Oct 2014, 5:17, closed)

Luckily most people (even heavy drinkers) can stop or moderate on their own
Congratulations on being a non-alcoholic and have a click from me.
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 8:22, closed)