Cried like a baby for the last 24 hours cos my g/f left me?
Oh yeah, apologies for lack of funnies.
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 9:49, 9 replies)

Keep busy,
getting pissed probably won't be good at the mo so get yourself some Irn Bru, some Skittles and watch some manly films to restore your man points.
I suggest Top Gun followed by Predator.
Then if/when you feel like going out, ring your support network and organise an 'I'm single and I'm going to get rat-arsed' piss up.

If you feel like contacting her to try and win her back, don't. Let her remember how much she misses you and perhaps send a text in a week or so.

My ex broke up with me about a year ago and I didn't take it very well, I know it's hard at the moment but you've just got to keep busy, I coped by giving myself a routine every day so I wouldn't have time to moan and wallow in self pity.

I'm now a crime-fighting vigilante in Cardiff with my own Honda Accord and my life has never been better.
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:17, closed)

^ Good advice, this :)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 10:34, closed)

Seconded

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:39, closed)

or, you know
he could take two teaspoons of cement and harden the fuck up ;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:40, closed)

^^^ This
With bells on. Get busy doing lots of stuff, either cerebral, competitive or scary, so your inner child doesn't have time to mope.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:54, closed)

Probably
the wrong sort of man points watching Top Gun. I suggest anything with Clint Eastwood in, Enter the Dragon or Jackie Chan films for a pick me up.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:59, closed)

lucky bastard
just imagine how many new vaginas you are gonna get to test out
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:22, closed)

Commando & Cheese
Watching Arnie carry a tree whilst eating an entire lump of cheese, straight out the packet.

Makes you wonder how anything else in life could possibly matter.
(FerretTrout be illin', Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:03, closed)

^^ What they all said!
I also like to put my music on really really loud just now.. Current favourites included Audioslave's "What you are" etc etc ..Just put some angry tunes on, perhaps go out for some long angry walks!

I finally got shut of a horrid ex the other week, so I can understand a bit..
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:30, closed)