Having an incredibly busty girl climb on top and ride you
Is absolutely fucking horrific. Its a bit like being headbutted in the face by a relentless, rhythmic, aggressively co-ordinated bald midget tag team duo.
( SpankyHanky, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:19, 15 replies)

Well, because....
"Its a bit like being headbutted in the face by a relentless, rhythmic, aggressively co-ordinated bald midget tag team duo."

I mean, what more reason do you need?
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:25, closed)

Gives me the fucking heebie-jeebies
Don't get me wrong, I love tits - but I just don't like getting black eyes and being smothered to death by a huge heavy pair of the fuckers.
( SpankyHanky, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:30, closed)

Damn man
I'm the opposite, i consider it a hpynotic, sexual beating of sorts.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:33, closed)

hmm.
Get her to lean back a bit or wear a helmet :D
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:36, closed)

dude...
if there was an 'I don't like' this button, it would be clicked.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:35, closed)

Thats weird.
I find the experience to be nothing like you describe.
( Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 15:37, closed)

tits
there are few nicer sights than those of a busty girl riding thy pole. tits are at their best when she is upright
( Kingtoke was shit at life on, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 16:05, closed)

BURN THE HERETIC!
Burn him with FIRE!

Boobs are awesome and big ones = better. Small 'uns appear on wimmin that you'd snap in 'alf! So, that means you're a murderer an' should be locked up.*

*Actual murderer status may be less than implied.
( Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 18:04, closed)

it's a bit like it
but once you try the real thing...
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 23:33, closed)

Hnarf
*click* I just clicked because I liked the description.
(The 2-Belo OH SHI--[Sound of impact][End of recording], Fri 16 Oct 2009, 5:24, closed)

Heresy!
Despite having read and enjoyed many of your posts Spanky, this is the first time I've ever been forced to think of you as a fucking deviant.

To steal a line from Shadows Fall, big boobs are the giver of life and destroyer of senses.
(The man with the flan swashed his buckle on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 12:44, closed)

No
You're entitled to your opinion, but your opinion is wrong.
(Sir Harrington Titsmith disgraced himself on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 14:33, closed)

I do actually see your point on this...
... Basically MOOOHASSIVE tits can be a bit disappointing and as I read some where once "you end up waking up next to what looks like warring manatees" also massive beasts quite often to less than svelte ladies which in itself isn't the most pleasurable for the pelvis.

That said, I'm much happier with the current Mrs Wound's DD's than the ex's "built for speed B's
( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 15:37, closed)

If that's the sensation you're getting, you're obviously doing it wrong!
Few things in life are better than being ridden by a big-titted bint. Chicas with large chesticles give me the rude horn!
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 17:17, closed)

Tally Ho
A Rubenesque lady never rides sloppily at a full gallop - unless asked!
(OGH, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 0:24, closed)