CommonFreddy Woo writes, "My wife thinks calling the front room a lounge is common. Worse, a friend of hers recently admonished her daughter for calling a toilet, a toilet. Lavatory darling. It's lavatory."
My own mother refused to let me use the word 'oblong' instead of 'rectangle'. Which is just odd, to be honest.
What stuff do you think is common?
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chthonic, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 16:06)
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Daily Mail readers mainly1. Personal number plates….apart from ‘A1’
2. Pierced children, and children in ‘designer gear’.
3. Dogs with ‘terrier’ in the breed name.
4. Always taking the side of your kids no matter what.
5. Having your kids blinded and disabled by the Measles.
The number one trait of your commoner is trying not to be one, as personified by Mrs. Bucket. Anyone who thinks their clothes, manners, speech somehow proves they are not common, is pure muck.
I’ve got cousins who are terribly terribly middle class. Watching them at family gatherings is hilarious. They constantly twitch like rabbits, forever in a state of embarrassment, even their faux pas have faux pas.
Your actual knobs couldn’t give a fuck.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:43,
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mm I agreeYou should never pierce children.
Unless it's consensual.
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rofl harris, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:50,
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Blinded by Maltesers?What sort of delinquent parent (etc., etc.)
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Ghoti Fingers, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 17:57,
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I disagree.....as far as 3) is concerned - yorkshire terriers and similar are working class, yes, but not "common" in the perjorative sense.
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.hahha having your kids blinded and disabled by the Measles!!!
"Darling, I'm just popping out to have Tabitha blinded by the measles".
"Oh darling are you sure? Is rather common".
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:04,
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Good man.Anyone who hates The Mail deserves a click.
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