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Freddy Woo writes, "My wife thinks calling the front room a lounge is common. Worse, a friend of hers recently admonished her daughter for calling a toilet, a toilet. Lavatory darling. It's lavatory."

My own mother refused to let me use the word 'oblong' instead of 'rectangle'. Which is just odd, to be honest.

What stuff do you think is common?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 16:06)
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This article
Here

The fact that it's a link to the website of a certain daily tabloid only adds to the experience.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:16, 18 replies)
I think you mean
Here
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:19, closed)
Bah
Thanks Piston, I'll try again.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:21, closed)
No problem
Either way, fuck me. That is... bloody hell. Even the Sun journalist appeared appalled.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:22, closed)
I think
a cull is in order.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:22, closed)
Now that's hot.
Just imagine the monkey lovin' that must go on in that house!
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:28, closed)
Jesus fucking zombie christ on a bike
that is all I have to say on the matter

except this: they should all be fired out of cannons with extreme prejudice
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:37, closed)
Would
they fit though?
(Caveat Emptor, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:39, closed)
Big cannons
If they come in that size.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:40, closed)
Who'd like to place a bet on the baby having two heads.
.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:39, closed)
Extra bonus points
for the use of the word feckless in the article.

Fuck me, what a bunch of cunts though.
(robbersdog, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:24, closed)
Holy Mother of Bob
This is just wrong on so many levels.

I mean, washing before having your photo taken should be mandatory.

As for the rest of it, to appall a Scum journo takes some doing.

Prepare the trebuchet (more environmentally friendly than cannon), and aim for Denmark.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:30, closed)
Eurgh
I'm divorced now, thank dog, but when I was married I could barely stand a family meal with my then father-in-law ... can't imagine grabbing the turkey baster and ... I can't even finish!

I'd put money on the fact they just stuck the turkey baster and pyrex bowl in the dishwasher too.
(Penguins_Made_Me_Do_It is a dolt ... and she don't care, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:43, closed)
Either that...
..or the Turkey :/
(Reservoir Ducks, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:06, closed)
Ok...
I got confused...is George the father or Ringo? Won't Matthew, Mark, Luke and John have any say in this sordid affair?
(Reservoir Ducks, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:05, closed)
Ha!!!
Made me giggle on a Friday night. What a semi-incestuous affair that is. Though looking at her, no wonder they suggested a turkey baster!
Need to go wash my eyes...
(Something funny, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 19:06, closed)
hooray for dr. adrian rogers!
finally, a professional is willing to say what we're all thinking!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 1:59, closed)
Dear Christ on a bike
That is so grim.

And if the 'mother to be' is 21, then I'm a midget transvestite.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 15:39, closed)
she is 21.
stones.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:10, closed)

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