american express? that will do nicely
a friend of mine bought a house last month on his credit card.... he now has 47 properties.

The fat git only works 1 hour a day from home and says he's bored. You see money doesn't buy happiness....
(porefluid, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:13, 6 replies)

bastard
well, well done him
( zulu eh?, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:36, closed)

It would if I had it
I'd keep busy, spend time improving myself, going to the gym etc., so that I didn't get bored and could fully enjoy my wealth*.

*may not be strictly true. I may spend most of my time in bed, and develop deep depression.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:06, closed)

I was expecting a Monopoly joke

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:20, closed)

*Inserts Monopoly joke in Moon Monkeys anus*
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 14:32, closed)

It doesn't buy happiness, but it gives you a lot less to be miserable about.
In fact...bollocks, it does buy happiness.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 18:59, closed)

If you're not happy
You aren't spending it properly...
(MrBiscuits, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:30, closed)