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Peej writes, "My mate Tony's dad used to weigh the breakfast cereal in the morning to make sure everybody got an equal amount and the pack provided the exact amount of servings advertised on the packet. I learned from this that the recommended serving size on a cereal packet isn't enough to feed a sparrow."

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(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 13:57)
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Show her how beautiful this is:

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 10:54, 4 replies)
Why would anyone put knives to the left of forks?
What kind of addle-pate did this?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 11:31, closed)
That's the order they go in
K - F - S
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 11:37, closed)
Christ, man.
That's not even alphabetically correct.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 15:26, closed)
Fuck the alphabet
www.abbreviations.com/KFS
www.acronymfinder.com/KFS.html
www.acronymattic.com/KFS.html
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 15:36, closed)
I agree.
Also, the teaspoon section should be at the front, not the back.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 11:43, closed)
no
it's Forks, Knives, Spoons with tea spoons on the horizontal...
(I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 11:55, closed)
in theory i agree with this
in practice, mine seems to be spoons, knives, forks. not quite sure how this has happened.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 12:42, closed)
^Addle-pate^

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 15:26, closed)
a sorely underused word

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:40, closed)
Zounderkite
www.buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/victorian-insults-to-unleash-in-casual-conversation?s=mobile
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Sun 2 Nov 2014, 12:15, closed)
noo
You would never ask for a fork and knife, it's knife and fork; so why would the forks be to the left of the knives? (Of course this all falls apart when you consider how they are laid out on the table)
(superfly78, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 13:16, closed)
No, because when you lay them out on a table,
you put a huge gap in the middle of it all, and lay it out completely unlike they would be laid out in the drawer. So how they're arranged when in use is irrelevant to how they're arranged when in storage.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 13:34, closed)
'Xactly.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 15:25, closed)
because that's where they go

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 15:54, closed)
Bit fucked if you have more than 1 guest though

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 11:31, closed)
The guests can make do with a slotted spatula.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 11:47, closed)
I'm drawn to the fact
that there are 3 knives, 4 forks & 3 dessert spoons.

Oh, and of course, a zippo.
(HairyBaldy, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 12:57, closed)
The zippo is somewhat incongruous

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 15:37, closed)
That's one cheap kitchen mate.
Not as cheap as your mum though eh.
(Mr Udagawa, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 13:12, closed)
Well, I shot that photo round your mums house...
...in preference to boffing her.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 14:40, closed)
No, that's definitely your cheap kitchen. You've even said so. I dread to think what the bathroom is like.

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 19:20, closed)
No, this is my kitchen.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 21:02, closed)
very
nice
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 0:34, closed)
bit mouldy

(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Sun 2 Nov 2014, 12:17, closed)

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