In a pub in Gloucester one evening
I was sat with a couple of friends, when Chris (for that was his name) who had until now sat quietly drinking his pint of Stella (which should be a warning of what comes next) when he pipes up during a slight lull in conversation with this gem:

"Ya know..." he pauses for a sip "I reckon women love being raped."

Cue open mouthed astonishment and mouthful-of-beer/table interaction as Chris takes another sip.

"Because, at the end of the day, they all love it up 'em."

Nobody could really find the words to follow this proclamation, so the conversation changed to less awkward subjects.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:07, 12 replies)

Well, the great Ian Fleming once wrote...
"All women love semi-rape. They love to be taken."

And he is an acclaimed author and journalist.
( itsthebttower, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:12, closed)

Twas only semi-rape
your honour.
( SigmaX0 Dear Die Hard. You rock!, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:14, closed)

I'd like to think that's what he meant
but I think probably not.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:15, closed)

How the fuck are you meant to get it up there if it's only a semi?

( Lord Gnome, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:54, closed)

quality

(Clit Ninja is having a white space party!, Thu 12 May 2011, 15:05, closed)

Is that rape in an American articulated lorry?
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Fri 13 May 2011, 0:45, closed)

Well
isn't Chris a thoroughly pleasant chap?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:18, closed)

Apart from this, and a few other comments
he's quite likeable. I wouldn't want to be a woman near him though in case he turns out to be a bit rapey.
( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:21, closed)

Well he did have a point - they do love it up 'em.

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:01, closed)

Yes, even the lebsians.
They want it even more than the straight birds.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Fri 13 May 2011, 0:46, closed)

did your mate chris fall on his head as a child?

( camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 13 May 2011, 13:15, closed)

Well, in Gloucester it may be true. The bit they don't enjoy is when you bury them in the back garden afterwards, mind.
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 13 May 2011, 14:06, closed)