Cougars and Sugar DaddiesTell us your stories of age gap shags. No paedo gags please.
Inspired by The Resident Loon
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 13:55)
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My first girlfriend.I was about 8, she was about 18. She was a very famous actorist, in the british hit "Eastenders". We went out on our first date, where we went skating. It was love at first sight, we held hand and went around in circles along the race track. My heart was beating, and then she kissed me, and I knew she would always be the one.
Sadly, it never worked out, and she turned to the Coke.
Here is a photo of us.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:26,
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You didn't see gonz that she was actually groping the black kid right on his tit.They had 12 babies behind your back.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:40,
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Is it me...... or is that Paul McCartney next to her?
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:45,
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Hahaha, it's not just you :)(, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:48, closed)
I'm nowwondering if she's really got two legs or not.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:52,
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No......it's Hayley from Coronation Street!
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... who is, in turn, Paul McCartneyAICMFP
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:19,
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I was just thinking....fook me he looked like Paul McCartney as a kid
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Peej, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 16:08,
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Isn't that Gary Coleman??
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What?You mean the actor who played Dracula and Sid in 'Sid and Nancy'?
Which one?
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Like it...*clicks*
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?Who is it?
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*Hints*Unified Nostril
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:DDefinitely Paul McCartney!!!
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Gonz I love you.(
LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 23:05,
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