This does raise an age-old ( but slightly off-topic) question...
which would you rather shag; Tranny or granny?
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:08, 33 replies)

I'd rather shag a tranny granny

(MrC. Having the most boring username on b3ta since 2004, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:09, closed)

Imagine all the exquisite floppy bits
.
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:11, closed)

I suppose I can't pick
Supernanny?
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:44, closed)

Id pick
Supernanny. But the question is, would you pick Supernanny, Kirtsy Alsop, Amanda Lamb or Sarah Beeney.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:49, closed)

Hmmm.....
Kirsty Alsop. I'd thoroughly check her damp-proofing.

*sproing*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:54, closed)

Surely it depends on the mood you're in?
Supernanny: when you want to be dominated
Kirsty Alsopp: when you want a bit of posh (with lovely shoes)
Amanda Lamb: when you want someone who'll just be quiet and let you get on with it
Sarah Beeney: when it's a last resort
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:05, closed)

I can't argue with any of that Empress
Had to laugh at Sarah Beeny as "the last resort".

There is something about defiling a bit of posh though. *smirks*

(edit) Who the heck is Amanda Lamb?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:07, closed)

She presents Holiday
or A place in the Sun, or something. She used to be the face of Scottish Widows for a while. She did quite well in "The Games" as well I think.

I think Empress has hit is spot on there.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:17, closed)

*Googles*
*Sproings*

*Feels guilty*

*Thinks of chickenlady*

*Sproings*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:19, closed)

*thinks of chickens*

*sproings*

*thinks of ladies*

*goes and has a nice cup of tea instead*
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:25, closed)

...
There are quite a few pictures of me looking like supernanny, when I'm wearing my glasses and pouting. I don't know if that's a good thing or not.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:37, closed)

It's a good thing...
*smiles*
( Cawl, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:39, closed)

*goes to a new happy place*

Mmmmmmmm
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:40, closed)

*puts on a happy face*

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:46, closed)

*sits on a happy face*

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:50, closed)

*Gasps* *mmmmmmmffffffffs* *boaks*

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:56, closed)

Pictures!
Or it never happened.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:46, closed)

ok
I'll get my friend to send one to me (he's the one that seems to take all the "supernanny" pics...)
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:46, closed)

what you have done
is raised the question would you do mary poppins?
( Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 8:21, closed)

chips
every time..
( bluemeat has been best of all the animals since, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:30, closed)

I hope it's chips, it's chips!
I hope it's chips, it's chips!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:37, closed)

Whispers
_{Daddy or chips?}
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:57, closed)

Hmmmm
Depends who I'm calling Daddy.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 12:58, closed)

chips
daddy is too salty...
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 3:49, closed)

I always wanted to nail supergran.
She apparently could take more spunk than a truckfull of fairies.


*perhaps misheard the lyrics*

*muses*
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:18, closed)

Granny
As long as we're not talking *my* granny.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:48, closed)

Though I shouldn't go there...
it might be amusing to see you try shagging either one of my grannies, as they were both cremated.

Try that mental image on for size.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:17, closed)

That Loos girl was a nanny for the Beckhams wasn't she?
I don't believe she could take her teeth out but... Ding Dong!
(Later, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:58, closed)

I prefer Susannah
But to be honest they both get on my tits.
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:20, closed)

Granny...
...they tend to be as young as 30 in my town...
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:58, closed)

Granny...
... they tend not to have a cock :)
(Ellinikos contains a source of phenylalanine, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 7:35, closed)

Best thing about shagging a tranny is reaching around and pretending your cock has gone right through.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 9:21, closed)

tranny
tranny everytime - they're (frosties) great!
(imallamallama looking forward to llamageddon on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:31, closed)