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We wanted a monkey butler and bought one off eBay. Imagine our surprise when we found it was just an ordinary monkey with rabies. Worse: It had no butler training at all. Tell us about your duff technology purchases.

Thanks to Moonbadger for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:51)
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I'm not going to say 'pearoast', that's for cunts.
b3ta.com/questions/betamax/post958048
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 13:51, 11 replies)
Are you implying that they're recycling old questions because they've realised that the qotw is a pointless endeavour for shitcunts and they can't be arsed with it anymore?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:17, closed)
Shouldn’t you two be next door telling everyone what you had for lunch, or reading about Bald Monkey’s latest poo.
What happened to Frisbee? Was it just a flounce or the full breakdown?
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:29, closed)
/talk is for losers.
Please tell me what has been happening on /talk.

Yep, this is dripping with win.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:04, closed)
I can't help it
/talk is 99% shit, but the car crash soap opera sucks you in.
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:14, closed)
I can't be bothered to defend /talk, really.
99% of all posts are baldmonkey, anyway, so it's hard to argue that it's not shit. Still, if you're going to hold up /qotw as a paragon of internet quality, you've probably got a longer ignore list than I have.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:41, closed)
What about me? I'm 100x shitter than baldmonkey you fucking cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 8:21, closed)
And

you're obsessed by it and can't leave it alone?

It's a scab you can't stop scratching
(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:29, closed)
I'm not going to say "Fail", that's for cunts
but there's a difference between still using outdated gadgetry and buying gadgetry that doesn't work
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:48, closed)
It wouldn't load 'Jet Set Willy', if that helps.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:52, closed)
Which part of "What hideously out of date stuff do you still use?" is unclear?

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:01, closed)
I was FURIOUS, it SHOULD have loaded it, what a crap gadget.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 22:56, closed)

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