Chocolate fountain.
Not the type you're probably all used to on here, but the three tiered bowl thing that apparently makes a chocolate waterfall after you filled it up. Never used it, was a present from someone that obviously didn't have a fucking clue. Stupid machine, apart from you have to melt all the chocolate before putting it in, you must have a certain amount in it for the waterfall to pump around, so that's all wasted afterwards unless you lick it all out. Then you'll have to wash the fucker out afterwards, wasting even more chocolate. So I figured that you'll probably lose a good 30% of the chocolate you put in it to DIP YOUR CUNTING MARSHMALLOWS IN, who the fuck wants to do that anyway? Just eat the chocolate ffs.
( Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:58, 9 replies)

Not to mention all the extra oil that is mixed with the chocolate,
rendering it utterly rank.

Could you fill it with cheese fondue? Everyone will love a cheese fountain.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:00, closed)

Taramasalata
That'd be dead posh.
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:02, closed)

Agreed. A friend had one and had to buy about £10 of chocolate to make it work
...most of which got wasted
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:04, closed)

Chocolate Fountain
I've been cured of any desire to try one of these since I saw tubgirl.

*vomits*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:06, closed)

I just googled that
Mindbleach required.
( His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 21:35, closed)

After you please.
*shudders*
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 16:26, closed)

Sorry all, I should have left a disclaimer
Don't google tubgirl kids. Seriously...
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 30 Sep 2011, 17:13, closed)

I understand the ones they hire out to weddings contain a shedload of vegetable oil to keep them flowing.
Yuck.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:11, closed)

That could be the euphemism of the day...

(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:15, closed)