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We wanted a monkey butler and bought one off eBay. Imagine our surprise when we found it was just an ordinary monkey with rabies. Worse: It had no butler training at all. Tell us about your duff technology purchases.
Thanks to Moonbadger for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:51)
We wanted a monkey butler and bought one off eBay. Imagine our surprise when we found it was just an ordinary monkey with rabies. Worse: It had no butler training at all. Tell us about your duff technology purchases.
Thanks to Moonbadger for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:51)
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Yeah. My oven is crap too.
It's the darnedest thing! The food coming out of it is always so *hot*! I mean, you should be able to just take it out of the oven and eat it right off. Feckin' thing.
( , Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:36, 1 reply)
It's the darnedest thing! The food coming out of it is always so *hot*! I mean, you should be able to just take it out of the oven and eat it right off. Feckin' thing.
( , Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:36, 1 reply)
i think maybe my issue here is with jam. does it need to get so hot?
( , Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:37, closed)
Because it's made of sugar.
Off topic slightly, but toasted banana and nutella sandwiches are amazing. You should wait for them to cool down.
( , Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:40, closed)
Off topic slightly, but toasted banana and nutella sandwiches are amazing. You should wait for them to cool down.
( , Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:40, closed)
well, yes, but still, does it have to get THAT hot? i mean, it's just ruining it for everyone... (Me)
Sigh, fine, I'll 'wait' for food... tut and such...
( , Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:43, closed)
And about the surface temperature of the moon
(which, according to Wikipedia, averages 220K at the equator)...
( , Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:41, closed)
(which, according to Wikipedia, averages 220K at the equator)...
( , Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:41, closed)
But it's over 105 degrees celsius during the 'day' (~13 earth days), which would make for quite hot jam. Pretty cold at 'night' though.
( , Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:31, closed)
The key word is "averages", here
In sunlight, things on the moon will heat up to 120 c; in shadow they'll down to -230 c or so.
"Hotter than the sun" would have been a better, if rather hyperbolic, phrase here.
( , Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:33, closed)
In sunlight, things on the moon will heat up to 120 c; in shadow they'll down to -230 c or so.
"Hotter than the sun" would have been a better, if rather hyperbolic, phrase here.
( , Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:33, closed)
While all this is true,
it would have detracted from the snide nature of my comment. And I'm feeling quite snide today...
:)
( , Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:50, closed)
it would have detracted from the snide nature of my comment. And I'm feeling quite snide today...
:)
( , Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:50, closed)
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