
We wanted a monkey butler and bought one off eBay. Imagine our surprise when we found it was just an ordinary monkey with rabies. Worse: It had no butler training at all. Tell us about your duff technology purchases.
Thanks to Moonbadger for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:51)
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We've heard about bread makers and ice-cream makers, but surely these are nothing when compared to the yoghurt maker.
A device which you put special stuff into, along with your fruit or whatever, and which makes yoghurt overnight. Which begs the question, if I have to go and buy the special stuff, WHY DON'T I JUST BUY FRICKING YOGHURT?
It's now at the back of the cupboard, next to the pancake mix ("just add milk and eggs!")
( , Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:06, 3 replies)

... is that you can use any live yoghurt culture to fire off your next batch. And that includes using some of the yoghurt you've just made.
( , Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:09, closed)

Only in recent years has it dawned on him that he wasn't using live yoghurt.
Oh, how we used to look forward to our morning cup of gently warmed, slightly sour, milk.
( , Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:33, closed)
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